The Church of Zappa! Official Thread

a21schizoidmana21schizoidman Prog-nosticator
edited January 2012 in History of Rock
Yes, the Church of Zappa has now officially been founded.

About the Church:
There is one Main God: Frank Zappa
and Lower Gods: Carl Palmer, Keith Emerson, & Simone Simons. Roger Patterson
and Forces of Nature: Robert Fripp, Terry Bozzio


The Book of Prog is our Bible
And it is written on The Black Pages

Motto: It's A Way of Life

There are Ten Commandments:
1. We're only in it for the money.
2. The white zone is for loading and unloading only. If you have to load or unload, go to the white zone.
3. THE POWER OF CARL COMPELS YOU!
4. You must take a pebble and cast it to the sea
5. Follow your common sense
6. It's OK if Simone gives you a boner
7. Don't eat the yellow snow
8. No bassism
9. If anything bad ever happens to your eyes as the result of some sort of conflict with anyone named Nanook, the only way you can get it fixed up is to go trudging across the tundra mile after mile right down to the parish of St. Alphonzo.
10. You must use the circular rubbing motion.

Rules of the Church:
No prayer in the Church of Zappa may be done in 4/4 time.

The Church of Zappa allows, (and encourages) polygamy.

The Church of Zappa tolerates other religions.

Followers of the Church of Zappa must make pilgrimages to Montana in order to make dental floss.

Followers of the Church of Zappa must (either middle or first or a nickname): Moon Unit, Dweezil, Ahmet, or Diva


To join the church here, just change your avatar to one of the Gods and practice the faith.

Founders:
a21schizoidman
Hungryfreak

Disciples:
Fizzeler

Followers:
theantkid12
citric_bullets
wildabeast21
tridentgum0
JukeBoxHero
classicrockdude
timmay9
Quinarvy
Rocket2Russia
franticfish
seriousbusson
Razorhoof78

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