If You Were a MK Character, What Would Your Fatality Be?

DethTungDethTung Road Warrior
edited July 2010 in Less Rokk More Talk
I would probably just say "The Game," which would a splode the opponent's head and make the player yell "FFFFFUUUUU..."

Comments

  • kiggidykevkiggidykev Thinks about pandas
    edited July 2010
    Panda morph

    No wait, I changed my mind: I'd live my life normally for the next ten years, slowly developing a plan with which to completely screw over my opponent financially and professionally, making them lose the love of their family and friends, and watch with glee as they slowly delve into misery and die in the gutter someplace without any love or money.
  • bmanincbmaninc Wetter of Fine Pants
    edited July 2010
  • kiggidykevkiggidykev Thinks about pandas
    edited July 2010
    DethTung;3825796 said:
    Wait, you mean you morph into a panda? That'd make a great Animality.
    Yeah, I would so morph. They don't get to be a panda.

    I added another one too, and it's much better

    EDIT: I'm a crazy man, quoting things that aren't there
  • DethTungDethTung Road Warrior
    edited July 2010
    kiggidykev;3825792 said:
    Panda morph

    No wait, I changed my mind: I'd live my life normally for the next ten years, slowly developing a plan with which to completely screw over my opponent financially and professionally, making them lose the love of their family and friends, and watch with glee as they slowly delve into misery and die in the gutter someplace without any love or money.
    Um...that'd be kinda boring for a MK game, wouldn't it?

    Oh, and I deleted the post you quoted, on account of I thought you decided against the panda Animality.
  • kiggidykevkiggidykev Thinks about pandas
    edited July 2010
    DethTung;3825798 said:
    Um...that'd be kinda boring for a MK game, wouldn't it?
    Yeah but it's the ultimate in cruelty. I'd called it, "The Count of Monte Cristo"
  • DethTungDethTung Road Warrior
    edited July 2010
    kiggidykev;3825801 said:
    Yeah but it's the ultimate in cruelty. I'd called it, "The Count of Monte Cristo"
    I'd called that "The Xanatos Gambit of Incorrect Tense."
  • vedisvedis Road Warrior
    edited July 2010
    Id tell you guys what mine would be
    but itd get me banned
  • Hogan2000Hogan2000 Banned
    edited July 2010
    My name would be

    Kill them all.

    My fatality would be

    Ride the Lightening
  • DethTungDethTung Road Warrior
    edited July 2010
    vedis;3825812 said:
    Id tell you guys what mine would be
    but itd get me banned
    Well, it better not be what I think it is. That would get you banned.
  • trueguitarist88trueguitarist88 Road Warrior
    edited July 2010
    I would do an ultimate twist jump torpedo thing at the opponent while at the same time throwing my cat in their face. Then I would procede to face palm them.
  • afterstasisafterstasis Washed Up
    edited July 2010
    gastroenteritisality.
  • Lameboy19Lameboy19 Headliner
    edited July 2010
    genitalremovality
  • SequenceFSequenceF Opening Act
    edited July 2010
    I would bend my opponent over my knee and spank them on the bottom repeatedly while screaming "HANNAH MONTANA1 HAAAAANNAH MONTAAAANA!"
  • The_WurmThe_Wurm Road Warrior
    edited July 2010
    dipped in doodoo and rolled in breadcrumbs
  • n4sc4rn4sc4r Road Warrior
    edited July 2010
    I'd run them over with Kyle Busch's car.
  • edited July 2010
    vedis;3825812 said:
    Id tell you guys what mine would be
    but itd get me banned
    Banhammertality!
  • DethTungDethTung Road Warrior
    edited July 2010
    Der_Lex;3826576 said:
    Banhammertality!
    I just knew someone would say that.
  • kiggidykevkiggidykev Thinks about pandas
    edited July 2010
    Der_Lex;3826576 said:
    Banhammertality!
    I think Shao Kahn has that one, too
  • edited July 2010
    I actually like this one a lot.
  • JRDBlackDragonJRDBlackDragon Rising Star
    edited July 2010
    Fatality #1: take out a stereo and blast a Justin Bieber song through it,causing my opponent to kill himself

    Fatality #2: make the screen go black like something bad is going to happen,then Never Gonna Give You Up will play 3 seconds after,then Shao Kahn says "You've been Rick Roll'd"

    Animality: a black dragon morph,eating my opponent whole

    i was bored...:D
  • ThunderCurlsThunderCurls Road Warrior
    edited July 2010
    Whaaat...

    Can we please have an "Official" MK topic?
  • The Highway To HellThe Highway To Hell Road Warrior
    edited July 2010
    My fatality would be the Face Melter (Brutal Legend anyone?)
  • ThunderCurlsThunderCurls Road Warrior
    edited July 2010
    The Highway To Hell;3828423 said:
    My fatality would be the Face Melter (Brutal Legend anyone?)
    Indiana Jones anyone?
  • vedisvedis Road Warrior
    edited July 2010
    I'd do it like this
    I'd do it like that
    I'd do it with a whiffle ball bat
  • Chuck_FiascoChuck_Fiasco Road Warrior
    edited July 2010
    I was always partial to the Sub-Zero spine rip.
  • Onslaught_feiOnslaught_fei Headliner
    edited July 2010
    oh man so i would transform into a malevolent, feral blight upon the land and a force of raw elemental carnage walking slowly towards my opponent while the ground bleaches and cracks like sun-baked mud with every step I leave in my wake. my gaze would be like a sulfuric miasma that melts organic matter into septic sludge and as i draw closer i open my mouth from which i breathe plague swarms of malignant, virulent locusts which begin to infest and cover my enemy in pure pestilence. right then my gaping maw which is an infernal abyss, an endless void of nothingness if you will, a mother ****ing goat's head emerges and just spits corrosive acid on my enemy's face while they scream a horrific death wail. while they shriek in sheer horror and pain, my arms transform into demonic battle axes, each with a single all-seeing eye embedded between the twin axehead blades that looks around franticlly, blinking, and stealing the soul of any who dare look directly at its peering glare. id begin to frenetically swing them like a maelstrom of feral rage and like a ravenous tempest of pure catastrophic hate and fury i would disembowel and decapitate my victim while Obituary's Chopped in Half plays at triple volume. from this, the blood of a thousand dead fetuses erupt like a fiery molten vortex of crimson lifelessness and begins to spray out of the television onto the players like a tsunami of unbridled wrath.
Sign In or Register to comment.