Ban The Above Person

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  • SuperTigerMarioSuperTigerMario I'm not a hipster!
    edited December 2011
    Banned for caring about the less fortunate.
  • GreatJedi7GreatJedi7 Road Warrior
    edited December 2011
    Banned for being invisible like me.
  • edited December 2011
    Banned for having a blank post

    Edit: also YAY! Christmas Link and friends is back!
  • SuperTigerMarioSuperTigerMario I'm not a hipster!
    edited December 2011
    Banned for being a real ninja.

    Edit: ninja'd

    Second Edit: Banned for not realizing he's writing in black text.
  • GreatJedi7GreatJedi7 Road Warrior
    edited December 2011
    Banned for mispelling "Tanooki" as "Tiger".

    IT'S TANOOKI MARIO GAH DANGIT!
  • SuperTigerMarioSuperTigerMario I'm not a hipster!
    edited December 2011
    Banned for thinking that I was referring to the raccoon suit from Super Mario Bros. 3. While really I was not referring to anything at all. My name has no purpose whatsoever.
  • edited December 2011
    Banned for not giving me a reason why i was banned in your last ban.
    I saw it all!
  • SuperTigerMarioSuperTigerMario I'm not a hipster!
    edited December 2011
    Banned for again missing the fact that black text is a possibility.
  • edited December 2011
    Banned for missing the fact that black text is a possibility.
  • TheStuddzTheStuddz Lil Rascal
    edited December 2011
    Banned for quoting "Box Set" in your sig.
  • SuperTigerMarioSuperTigerMario I'm not a hipster!
    edited December 2011
    Banned for copying my ban.

    Edit: Ninja'd

    Banned for being a rascal. Probably spanky.
  • GreatJedi7GreatJedi7 Road Warrior
    edited December 2011
    Banned for posting a minute ago.

    EDIT: GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    Banned for posting AFTER someone who ninja'd me.
  • dog037dog037 This Many Days Since Last Ban:
    edited December 2011
    Banned because free will is an illusion. Our amazingly, wonderfully complex brains are comprised of various cognitive systems cycling amongst themselves and generating our thoughts, consciousness, choices and behaviour. These systems and their effects all result from the mechanical, inorganic laws of physics, over which we have no control.

    Consciousness is presented to us as a result of our neurons, our brains, our senses. When we lose these, we lose consciousness. These systems are governed and controlled by neurochemicals, hormones, ionization, impulses: in short, by biochemistry. Biochemistry is in turn merely a type of chemistry, and when we look at the molecules and atoms that make up our chemistry, they obey the laws of physics.

    Balls bouncing around a pool table have no free will. The basic chemicals that make up our bodies and minds have no free will. Neurons fire when they should fire, according to their electrochemical properties. They don't randomly fire: They fire when they're stimulated to fire4 by other neurons or by environmental inputs. Stimulation results from a constant biochemical cycle. These natural cycles determine our states of mind and our choices. Through a long and complicated series of cause and effect, our choices are made. As such, all our 'choices' are ultimately the result of impersonal and mechanical forces. There is no "free will force" that causes neurons to fire sometimes and not at others. They fire in accordance with the rules of physics, firmly beyond our control but not beyond our appreciation. These facts are proclaimed also by none other than the foremost physicist Albert Einstein: “I do not at all believe in human freedom in the philosophical sense. Everybody acts not only under external compulsion but also in accordance with inner necessity.”

    Sociologists and psychologists have studied the subliminal, subconscious and external factors that affect our behaviour, and a vast number of studies that have found that our behaviour is determined by outside agency but that we always think it is caused by our own will.

    “We like to believe that we do things we do because we consciously decide to do them. Recent scientific research in psychology, however, demonstrates instances when our actions can be caused by things of which we are not aware (Wegner 2005). For example, imagine that you just completed a computerized driving test. You attempt to notify the attendant that you have completed the test, but she ignores you while she talks on her cell phone about her new shoes. Much to the attendant's dissatisfaction, you choose to interrupt and give her your information. Pausing to explain your unusual forthrightness, you may conclude that your actions reflect your annoyance [...]. You find out later that your directness with the attendant was instead caused by words related to 'rude' being flashed at you on the computer screen so fast that you did not notice them while you took the driving test.”
  • edited December 2011
    Banned for tl;dr
  • SuperTigerMarioSuperTigerMario I'm not a hipster!
    edited December 2011
    Banned because I'm still reading dog's post.
  • TheStuddzTheStuddz Lil Rascal
    edited December 2011
    Banned because you are still dog's ridiculously elaborate post.
  • SuperTigerMarioSuperTigerMario I'm not a hipster!
    edited December 2011
    Banned because everyone loves ridiculously elaborate posts.
  • GreatJedi7GreatJedi7 Road Warrior
    edited December 2011
    Banned because I'm also still reading Dog's Great Wall of Intelligent Speak.
  • SuperTigerMarioSuperTigerMario I'm not a hipster!
    edited December 2011
    Banned for being a great jedi. It's redundant. Jedi's are already by definition great.
  • TheStuddzTheStuddz Lil Rascal
    edited December 2011
    Banned because I'm done, but it really was genius. Thumbs up, doggy boy!

    Edit: Ninja'd. Always.
  • LiveHomeVideoLiveHomeVideo Trying too hard
    edited December 2011
    Banned because I don't even know what's going on right now.
  • edited December 2011
    Banned for giving me a reason to post my favorite quote from the little rascals movie.

    Alfalfa: "The two of us will be singing a duet. Together."
    Waldo: "How redundant."

    Edit: that was directed at Studdz and Tiger
  • GreatJedi7GreatJedi7 Road Warrior
    edited December 2011
    Banned for not bringing LHV up to speed.
  • SuperTigerMarioSuperTigerMario I'm not a hipster!
    edited December 2011
    Banned for making me want to watch that movie right now.

    Edit: Ninja'd
  • dog037dog037 This Many Days Since Last Ban:
    edited December 2011
    I ban all ninjas.
  • SuperTigerMarioSuperTigerMario I'm not a hipster!
    edited December 2011
    Banned for being ninja'd you loser.

    Edit: Ninja'd while trying to ninja myself.
  • edited December 2011
    Banned because if we were your kids we'd punish ourselves.

    Now i want to watch it. I hope its on the instant.
  • SuperTigerMarioSuperTigerMario I'm not a hipster!
    edited December 2011
    Banned for not getting the delorean up to 88 mph.
  • GreatJedi7GreatJedi7 Road Warrior
    edited December 2011
    Banned for disguising yourselves as amish men, and trying to use 7 as your account number.

    EDIT: This has got to be THE most active thread as of right now.

    Banned for crashing the DeLorean because you only got to 87 before hitting that pine tree in front of the mall.
  • LiveHomeVideoLiveHomeVideo Trying too hard
    edited December 2011
    Banned because everyone's ninjas right now.
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