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  • dog037dog037 This Many Days Since Last Ban:
    edited December 2011
    We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defence, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America.
    Article. I.
    Section 1.

    All legislative Powers herein granted shall be vested in a Congress of the United States, which shall consist of a Senate and House of Representatives.
    Section. 2.

    Clause 1: The House of Representatives shall be composed of Members chosen every second Year by the People of the several States, and the Electors in each State shall have the Qualifications requisite for Electors of the most numerous Branch of the State Legislature.

    Clause 2: No Person shall be a Representative who shall not have attained to the Age of twenty five Years, and been seven Years a Citizen of the United States, and who shall not, when elected, be an Inhabitant of that State in which he shall be chosen.

    Clause 3: Representatives and direct Taxes shall be apportioned among the several States which may be included within this Union, according to their respective Numbers, which shall be determined by adding to the whole Number of free Persons, including those bound to Service for a Term of Years, and excluding Indians not taxed, three fifths of all other Persons. (See Note 2) The actual Enumeration shall be made within three Years after the first Meeting of the Congress of the United States, and within every subsequent Term of ten Years, in such Manner as they shall by Law direct. The Number of Representatives shall not exceed one for every thirty Thousand, but each State shall have at Least one Representative; and until such enumeration shall be made, the State of New Hampshire shall be entitled to chuse three, Massachusetts eight, Rhode-Island and Providence Plantations one, Connecticut five, New-York six, New Jersey four, Pennsylvania eight, Delaware one, Maryland six, Virginia ten, North Carolina five, South Carolina five, and Georgia three.

    Clause 4: When vacancies happen in the Representation from any State, the Executive Authority thereof shall issue Writs of Election to fill such Vacancies.

    Clause 5: The House of Representatives shall chuse their Speaker and other Officers; and shall have the sole Power of Impeachment.
    Section. 3.

    Clause 1: The Senate of the United States shall be composed of two Senators from each State, chosen by the Legislature thereof, (See Note 3) for six Years; and each Senator shall have one Vote.

    Clause 2: Immediately after they shall be assembled in Consequence of the first Election, they shall be divided as equally as may be into three Classes. The Seats of the Senators of the first Class shall be vacated at the Expiration of the second Year, of the second Class at the Expiration of the fourth Year, and of the third Class at the Expiration of the sixth Year, so that one third may be chosen every second Year; and if Vacancies happen by Resignation, or otherwise, during the Recess of the Legislature of any State, the Executive thereof may make temporary Appointments until the next Meeting of the Legislature, which shall then fill such Vacancies. (See Note 4)

    Clause 3: No Person shall be a Senator who shall not have attained to the Age of thirty Years, and been nine Years a Citizen of the United States, and who shall not, when elected, be an Inhabitant of that State for which he shall be chosen.

    Clause 4: The Vice President of the United States shall be President of the Senate, but shall have no Vote, unless they be equally divided.

    Clause 5: The Senate shall chuse their other Officers, and also a President pro tempore, in the Absence of the Vice President, or when he shall exercise the Office of President of the United States.

    Clause 6: The Senate shall have the sole Power to try all Impeachments. When sitting for that Purpose, they shall be on Oath or Affirmation. When the President of the United States is tried, the Chief Justice shall preside: And no Person shall be convicted without the Concurrence of two thirds of the Members present.

    Clause 7: Judgment in Cases of Impeachment shall not extend further than to removal from Office, and disqualification to hold and enjoy any Office of honor, Trust or Profit under the United States: but the Party convicted shall nevertheless be liable and subject to Indictment, Trial, Judgment and Punishment, according to Law.
    Section. 4.

    Clause 1: The Times, Places and Manner of holding Elections for Senators and Representatives, shall be prescribed in each State by the Legislature thereof; but the Congress may at any time by Law make or alter such Regulations, except as to the Places of chusing Senators.

    Clause 2: The Congress shall assemble at least once in every Year, and such Meeting shall be on the first Monday in December, (See Note 5) unless they shall by Law appoint a different Day.
    Section. 5.

    Clause 1: Each House shall be the Judge of the Elections, Returns and Qualifications of its own Members, and a Majority of each shall constitute a Quorum to do Business; but a smaller Number may adjourn from day to day, and may be authorized to compel the Attendance of absent Members, in such Manner, and under such Penalties as each House may provide.

    Clause 2: Each House may determine the Rules of its Proceedings, punish its Members for disorderly Behaviour, and, with the Concurrence of two thirds, expel a Member.

    Clause 3: Each House shall keep a Journal of its Proceedings, and from time to time publish the same, excepting such Parts as may in their Judgment require Secrecy; and the Yeas and Nays of the Members of either House on any question shall, at the Desire of one fifth of those Present, be entered on the Journal.

    Clause 4: Neither House, during the Session of Congress, shall, without the Consent of the other, adjourn for more than three days, nor to any other Place than that in which the two Houses shall be sitting.
    Section. 6.

    Clause 1: The Senators and Representatives shall receive a Compensation for their Services, to be ascertained by Law, and paid out of the Treasury of the United States. (See Note 6) They shall in all Cases, except Treason, Felony and Breach of the Peace, beprivileged from Arrest during their Attendance at the Session of their respective Houses, and in going to and returning from the same; and for any Speech or Debate in either House, they shall not be questioned in any other Place.

    Clause 2: No Senator or Representative shall, during the Time for which he was elected, be appointed to any civil Office under the Authority of the United States, which shall have been created, or the Emoluments whereof shall have been encreased during such time; and no Person holding any Office under the United States, shall be a Member of either House during his Continuance in Office.
    Section. 7.

    Clause 1: All Bills for raising Revenue shall originate in the House of Representatives; but the Senate may propose or concur with Amendments as on other Bills.

    Clause 2: Every Bill which shall have passed the House of Representatives and the Senate, shall, before it become a Law, be presented to the President of the United States; If he approve he shall sign it, but if not he shall return it, with his Objections to that House in which it shall have originated, who shall enter the Objections at large on their Journal, and proceed to reconsider it. If after such Reconsideration two thirds of that House shall agree to pass the Bill, it shall be sent, together with the Objections, to the other House, by which it shall likewise be reconsidered, and if approved by two thirds of that House, it shall become a Law. But in all such Cases the Votes of both Houses shall be determined by yeas and Nays, and the Names of the Persons voting for and against the Bill shall be entered on the Journal of each House respectively. If any Bill shall not be returned by the President within ten Days (Sundays excepted) after it shall have been presented to him, the Same shall be a Law, in like Manner as if he had signed it, unless the Congress by their Adjournment prevent its Return, in which Case it shall not be a Law.

    Clause 3: Every Order, Resolution, or Vote to which the Concurrence of the Senate and House of Representatives may be necessary (except on a question of Adjournment) shall be presented to the President of the United States; and before the Same shall take Effect, shall be approved by him, or being disapproved by him, shall be repassed by two thirds of the Senate and House of Representatives, according to the Rules and Limitations prescribed in the Case of a Bill.
    Section. 8.

    Clause 1: The Congress shall have Power To lay and collect Taxes, Duties, Imposts and Excises, to pay the Debts and provide for the common Defence and general Welfare of the United States; but all Duties, Imposts and Excises shall be uniform throughout the United States;

    Clause 2: To borrow Money on the credit of the United States;

    Clause 3: To regulate Commerce with foreign Nations, and among the several States, and with the Indian Tribes;

    Clause 4: To establish an uniform Rule of Naturalization, and uniform Laws on the subject of Bankruptcies throughout the United States;

    Clause 5: To coin Money, regulate the Value thereof, and of foreign Coin, and fix the Standard of Weights and Measures;

    Clause 6: To provide for the Punishment of counterfeiting the Securities and current Coin of the United States;

    Clause 7: To establish Post Offices and post Roads;

    Clause 8: To promote the Progress of Science and useful Arts, by securing for limited Times to Authors and Inventors the exclusive Right to their respective Writings and Discoveries;

    Clause 9: To constitute Tribunals inferior to the supreme Court;

    Clause 10: To define and punish Piracies and Felonies committed on the high Seas, and Offences against the Law of Nations;

    Clause 11: To declare War, grant Letters of Marque and Reprisal, and make Rules concerning Captures on Land and Water;

    Clause 12: To raise and support Armies, but no Appropriation of Money to that Use shall be for a longer Term than two Years;

    Clause 13: To provide and maintain a Navy;

    Clause 14: To make Rules for the Government and Regulation of the land and naval Forces;

    Clause 15: To provide for calling forth the Militia to execute the Laws of the Union, suppress Insurrections and repel Invasions;

    Clause 16: To provide for organizing, arming, and disciplining, the Militia, and for governing such Part of them as may be employed in the Service of the United States, reserving to the States respectively, the Appointment of the Officers, and the Authority of training the Militia according to the discipline prescribed by Congress;

    Clause 17: To exercise exclusive Legislation in all Cases whatsoever, over such District (not exceeding ten Miles square) as may, byCession of particular States, and the Acceptance of Congress, become the Seat of the Government of the United States, and to exercise like Authority over all Places purchased by the Consent of the Legislature of the State in which the Same shall be, for the Erection of Forts, Magazines, Arsenals, dock-Yards, and other needful Buildings;--And

    Clause 18: To make all Laws which shall be necessary and proper for carrying into Execution the foregoing Powers, and all other Powers vested by this Constitution in the Government of the United States, or in any Department or Officer thereof.
    Section. 9.

    Clause 1: The Migration or Importation of such Persons as any of the States now existing shall think proper to admit, shall not be prohibited by the Congress prior to the Year one thousand eight hundred and eight, but a Tax or duty may be imposed on such Importation, not exceeding ten dollars for each Person.

    Clause 2: The Privilege of the Writ of Habeas Corpus shall not be suspended, unless when in Cases of Rebellion or Invasion the public Safety may require it.

    Clause 3: No Bill of Attainder or ex post facto Law shall be passed.

    Clause 4: No Capitation, or other direct, Tax shall be laid, unless in Proportion to the Census or Enumeration herein before directed to be taken. (See Note 7)

    Clause 5: No Tax or Duty shall be laid on Articles exported from any State.

    Clause 6: No Preference shall be given by any Regulation of Commerce or Revenue to the Ports of one State over those of another: nor shall Vessels bound to, or from, one State, be obliged to enter, clear, or pay Duties in another.

    Clause 7: No Money shall be drawn from the Treasury, but in Consequence of Appropriations made by Law; and a regular Statement and Account of the Receipts and Expenditures of all public Money shall be published from time to time.

    Clause 8: No Title of Nobility shall be granted by the United States: And no Person holding any Office of Profit or Trust under them, shall, without the Consent of the Congress, accept of any present, Emolument, Office, or Title, of any kind whatever, from any King, Prince, or foreign State.
    Section. 10.

    Clause 1: No State shall enter into any Treaty, Alliance, or Confederation; grant Letters of Marque and Reprisal; coin Money; emit Bills of Credit; make any Thing but gold and silver Coin a Tender in Payment of Debts; pass any Bill of Attainder, ex post facto Law, or Law impairing the Obligation of Contracts, or grant any Title of Nobility.

    Clause 2: No State shall, without the Consent of the Congress, lay any Imposts or Duties on Imports or Exports, except what may be absolutely necessary for executing it's inspection Laws: and the net Produce of all Duties and Imposts, laid by any State on Imports or Exports, shall be for the Use of the Treasury of the United States; and all such Laws shall be subject to the Revision and Controul of the Congress.

    Clause 3: No State shall, without the Consent of Congress, lay any Duty of Tonnage, keep Troops, or Ships of War in time of Peace, enter into any Agreement or Compact with another State, or with a foreign Power, or engage in War, unless actually invaded, or in such imminent Danger as will not admit of delay.
  • nascarfan19nascarfan19 Headliner
    edited December 2011
    Banned for pretty obvious plagarism
  • daxx1970daxx1970 110% Awesome
    edited December 2011
    Banned because I too had a dream. A dream of small women riding tricycles, a topless Jiblecat, a large framed man with scrawling upon his back, and a strangely erotic mutant ostrich who only spoke Chinese with a slight Euro-American accent. In this dream, Batman would appear and randomly and shout at the kids to get off his batpole, except for one special boy named Robin. Also an Eastern European prince named Peggy would enamor us with stories of long ago. Of men who could only turn left in their racing machines except for a few weeks out of the year. There was also a tiger there who liked Rush far too much and we didn't have the heart to tell him he would not receive the brain he sought by traveling down this yellow brick road with us....but that is a different story.
  • nascarfan19nascarfan19 Headliner
    edited December 2011
    Banned because your dreams are ninja'd
  • LiveHomeVideoLiveHomeVideo Trying too hard
    edited December 2011
    Banned because I am a laser-shooting alien dog, a badly animated mouse, a machine, the cheese in a show with a former genius boy neighbor, the table, the chosen one to free Hyrule, a cheerleader, a book about whaling, the death metal band Oblivionized, a slave, your father, Jason, the father of Annie, the creator of Turkish Star Wars, Superman, Batman, Spiderman, the guy who killed Pedobear, President Kennedy, the cast of Jersey Shore, an orphan, a parent, a virgin, Death From Above 1979, the Power Puff Girls, Billy Mays, Billy Mays' father, my father, my sister, my cousin, the planet Jupiter, Muse, the dog from See Spot Run, the Doctor, your mom, the god of computers, from Outer Space, from America, from Asia, and from Europe. I am all this, and more...
  • nascarfan19nascarfan19 Headliner
    edited December 2011
    Banned for continuation. You're right, sigs need more characters. I want to post that
  • LiveHomeVideoLiveHomeVideo Trying too hard
    edited December 2011
    Banned for not reading my post.
  • beatlesfan99beatlesfan99 Rising Star
    edited December 2011
    Banned for expecting him to.
  • nascarfan19nascarfan19 Headliner
    edited December 2011
    Banned cause I did. You forgot "...of the false Czar of Russia"
  • dog037dog037 This Many Days Since Last Ban:
    edited December 2011
    A few miles south of Soledad, the Salinas River drops in close to the hillside
    bank and runs deep and green. The water is warm too, for it has slipped
    twinkling over the yellow sands in the sunlight before reaching the narrow pool.
    On one side of the river the golden foothill slopes curve up to the strong and
    rocky Gabilan Mountains, but on the valley side the water is lined with trees—
    willows fresh and green with every spring, carrying in their lower leaf junctures
    the debris of the winter’s flooding; and sycamores with mottled, white,
    recumbent limbs and branches that arch over the pool. On the sandy bank under
    the trees the leaves lie deep and so crisp that a lizard makes a great skittering if
    he runs among them. Rabbits come out of the brush to sit on the sand in the
    evening, and the damp flats are covered with the night tracks of ‘coons, and
    with the spreadpads of dogs from the ranches, and with the split-wedge tracks of deer that come to drink in the dark.

    There is a path through the willows and among the sycamores, a path beaten
    hard by boys coming down from the ranches to swim in the deep pool, and
    beaten hard by tramps who come wearily down from the highway in the evening
    to jungle-up near water. In front of the low horizontal limb of a giant sycamore
    there is an ash pile made by many fires; the limb is worn smooth by men who
    have sat on it.

    Evening of a hot day started the little wind to moving among the leaves. The
    shade climbed up the hills toward the top. On the sand banks the rabbits sat as
    quietly as little gray sculptured stones. And then from the direction of the state
    highway came the sound of footsteps on crisp sycamore leaves. The rabbits
    hurried noiselessly for cover. A stilted heron labored up into the air and
    pounded down river. For a moment the place was lifeless, and then two men
    emerged from the path and came into the opening by the green pool.

    They had walked in single file down the path, and even in the open one
    stayed behind the other. Both were dressed in denim trousers and in denim coats with brass buttons. Both wore black, shapeless hats and both carried tight
    blanket rolls slung over their shoulders. The first man was small and quick, dark
    of face, with restless eyes and sharp, strong features. Every part of him was
    defined: small, strong hands, slender arms, a thin and bony nose. Behind him
    walked his opposite, a huge man, shapeless of face, with large, pale eyes, and
    wide, sloping shoulders; and he walked heavily, dragging his feet a little, the
    way a bear drags his paws. His arms did not swing at his sides, but hung
    loosely.

    The first man stopped short in the clearing, and the follower nearly ran over
    him. He took off his hat and wiped the sweat-band with his forefinger and
    snapped the moisture off. His huge companion dropped his blankets and flung
    himself down and drank from the surface of the green pool; drank with long
    gulps, snorting into the water like a horse. The small man stepped nervously
    beside him.

    “Lennie!” he said sharply. “Lennie, for God’ sakes don’t drink so much.”
    Lennie continued to snort into the pool. The small man leaned over and shook
    him by the shoulder. “Lennie. You gonna be sick like you was last night.”

    Lennie dipped his whole head under, hat and all, and then he sat up on the
    bank and his hat dripped down on his blue coat and ran down his back. “That’s
    good,” he said. “You drink some, George. You take a good big drink.” He
    smiled happily.
  • jibjqrkljibjqrkl Eventually Perceptive
    edited December 2011
    daxx1970;4581865 said:
    Banned because I too had a dream. a topless Jiblecat,

    banned because that wasnt a dream.
  • LiveHomeVideoLiveHomeVideo Trying too hard
    edited December 2011
    Banned for not dreaming awesome dreams.
  • jibjqrkljibjqrkl Eventually Perceptive
    edited December 2011
    rrraaaaawwwrrrrr im a dinosaur (and way too drunk)
  • nascarfan19nascarfan19 Headliner
    edited December 2011
    Banned for drinking underage
  • dog037dog037 This Many Days Since Last Ban:
    edited December 2011
    Banned because underage and drunk is how I like my women.
  • LiveHomeVideoLiveHomeVideo Trying too hard
    edited December 2011
    Banned because I am a laser-shooting alien dog, a badly animated mouse, a machine, the cheese in a show with a former genius boy neighbor, the table, the chosen one to free Hyrule, a cheerleader, a book about whaling, the death metal band Oblivionized, a slave of the false Czar of Russia, your father, Jason, the father of Annie, the creator of Turkish Star Wars, Superman, Batman, Spiderman, the guy who killed Pedobear, President Kennedy, the cast of Jersey Shore, an orphan, a parent, a virgin, Death From Above 1979, the Power Puff Girls, Billy Mays, Billy Mays' father, my father, my sister, my cousin, the planet Jupiter, Muse, the dog from See Spot Run, the Doctor, your mom, the god of computers, the Mane Six, a troll, a nerd, a jock, the movie Cj7 (which I as a laser-shooting space dog come from), my house, Gigakoops, GigakoopsRBN, LiveHomeVideo, from Outer Space, from America, from Asia, and from Europe. I am all this, and more...
  • nascarfan19nascarfan19 Headliner
    edited December 2011
    Banned for adding more than what I suggested
  • LiveHomeVideoLiveHomeVideo Trying too hard
    edited December 2011
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  • nascarfan19nascarfan19 Headliner
    edited December 2011
    Banned through Jeff Gordon
  • jibjqrkljibjqrkl Eventually Perceptive
    edited December 2011
    banned because i'm so bored and drunk that i will send the first person that sends me a private message saying : BOOBIES! a very special picture of myself, which might include naked versions of the aformentionend BOOBIES!
  • LiveHomeVideoLiveHomeVideo Trying too hard
    edited December 2011
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    Sorry, I was wiping the soda off my keyboard.
  • nascarfan19nascarfan19 Headliner
    edited December 2011
    Banned. HOLLA!!
  • LiveHomeVideoLiveHomeVideo Trying too hard
    edited December 2011
    Banned for having many #1s.
  • nascarfan19nascarfan19 Headliner
    edited December 2011
    Banned. Ha ha ha ha ha ha haa haa haaaa haaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
  • LiveHomeVideoLiveHomeVideo Trying too hard
    edited December 2011
  • nascarfan19nascarfan19 Headliner
    edited December 2011
  • LiveHomeVideoLiveHomeVideo Trying too hard
    edited December 2011
  • jibjqrkljibjqrkl Eventually Perceptive
    edited December 2011
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  • nascarfan19nascarfan19 Headliner
    edited December 2011
    Banned for trolling
  • LiveHomeVideoLiveHomeVideo Trying too hard
    edited December 2011
    Banned for not trolling. It's opposite day.
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