Ban The Above Person

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  • nascarfan19nascarfan19 Headliner
    edited December 2011
    Banned for pretty obvious plagarism
  • daxx1970daxx1970 110% Awesome
    edited December 2011
    Banned because I too had a dream. A dream of small women riding tricycles, a topless Jiblecat, a large framed man with scrawling upon his back, and a strangely erotic mutant ostrich who only spoke Chinese with a slight Euro-American accent. In this dream, Batman would appear and randomly and shout at the kids to get off his batpole, except for one special boy named Robin. Also an Eastern European prince named Peggy would enamor us with stories of long ago. Of men who could only turn left in their racing machines except for a few weeks out of the year. There was also a tiger there who liked Rush far too much and we didn't have the heart to tell him he would not receive the brain he sought by traveling down this yellow brick road with us....but that is a different story.
  • nascarfan19nascarfan19 Headliner
    edited December 2011
    Banned because your dreams are ninja'd
  • LiveHomeVideoLiveHomeVideo Trying too hard
    edited December 2011
    Banned because I am a laser-shooting alien dog, a badly animated mouse, a machine, the cheese in a show with a former genius boy neighbor, the table, the chosen one to free Hyrule, a cheerleader, a book about whaling, the death metal band Oblivionized, a slave, your father, Jason, the father of Annie, the creator of Turkish Star Wars, Superman, Batman, Spiderman, the guy who killed Pedobear, President Kennedy, the cast of Jersey Shore, an orphan, a parent, a virgin, Death From Above 1979, the Power Puff Girls, Billy Mays, Billy Mays' father, my father, my sister, my cousin, the planet Jupiter, Muse, the dog from See Spot Run, the Doctor, your mom, the god of computers, from Outer Space, from America, from Asia, and from Europe. I am all this, and more...
  • nascarfan19nascarfan19 Headliner
    edited December 2011
    Banned for continuation. You're right, sigs need more characters. I want to post that
  • LiveHomeVideoLiveHomeVideo Trying too hard
    edited December 2011
    Banned for not reading my post.
  • beatlesfan99beatlesfan99 Rising Star
    edited December 2011
    Banned for expecting him to.
  • nascarfan19nascarfan19 Headliner
    edited December 2011
    Banned cause I did. You forgot "...of the false Czar of Russia"
  • dog037dog037 This Many Days Since Last Ban:
    edited December 2011
    A few miles south of Soledad, the Salinas River drops in close to the hillside
    bank and runs deep and green. The water is warm too, for it has slipped
    twinkling over the yellow sands in the sunlight before reaching the narrow pool.
    On one side of the river the golden foothill slopes curve up to the strong and
    rocky Gabilan Mountains, but on the valley side the water is lined with trees—
    willows fresh and green with every spring, carrying in their lower leaf junctures
    the debris of the winter’s flooding; and sycamores with mottled, white,
    recumbent limbs and branches that arch over the pool. On the sandy bank under
    the trees the leaves lie deep and so crisp that a lizard makes a great skittering if
    he runs among them. Rabbits come out of the brush to sit on the sand in the
    evening, and the damp flats are covered with the night tracks of ‘coons, and
    with the spreadpads of dogs from the ranches, and with the split-wedge tracks of deer that come to drink in the dark.

    There is a path through the willows and among the sycamores, a path beaten
    hard by boys coming down from the ranches to swim in the deep pool, and
    beaten hard by tramps who come wearily down from the highway in the evening
    to jungle-up near water. In front of the low horizontal limb of a giant sycamore
    there is an ash pile made by many fires; the limb is worn smooth by men who
    have sat on it.

    Evening of a hot day started the little wind to moving among the leaves. The
    shade climbed up the hills toward the top. On the sand banks the rabbits sat as
    quietly as little gray sculptured stones. And then from the direction of the state
    highway came the sound of footsteps on crisp sycamore leaves. The rabbits
    hurried noiselessly for cover. A stilted heron labored up into the air and
    pounded down river. For a moment the place was lifeless, and then two men
    emerged from the path and came into the opening by the green pool.

    They had walked in single file down the path, and even in the open one
    stayed behind the other. Both were dressed in denim trousers and in denim coats with brass buttons. Both wore black, shapeless hats and both carried tight
    blanket rolls slung over their shoulders. The first man was small and quick, dark
    of face, with restless eyes and sharp, strong features. Every part of him was
    defined: small, strong hands, slender arms, a thin and bony nose. Behind him
    walked his opposite, a huge man, shapeless of face, with large, pale eyes, and
    wide, sloping shoulders; and he walked heavily, dragging his feet a little, the
    way a bear drags his paws. His arms did not swing at his sides, but hung
    loosely.

    The first man stopped short in the clearing, and the follower nearly ran over
    him. He took off his hat and wiped the sweat-band with his forefinger and
    snapped the moisture off. His huge companion dropped his blankets and flung
    himself down and drank from the surface of the green pool; drank with long
    gulps, snorting into the water like a horse. The small man stepped nervously
    beside him.

    “Lennie!” he said sharply. “Lennie, for God’ sakes don’t drink so much.”
    Lennie continued to snort into the pool. The small man leaned over and shook
    him by the shoulder. “Lennie. You gonna be sick like you was last night.”

    Lennie dipped his whole head under, hat and all, and then he sat up on the
    bank and his hat dripped down on his blue coat and ran down his back. “That’s
    good,” he said. “You drink some, George. You take a good big drink.” He
    smiled happily.
  • jibjqrkljibjqrkl Eventually Perceptive
    edited December 2011
    daxx1970;4581865 said:
    Banned because I too had a dream. a topless Jiblecat,

    banned because that wasnt a dream.
  • LiveHomeVideoLiveHomeVideo Trying too hard
    edited December 2011
    Banned for not dreaming awesome dreams.
  • jibjqrkljibjqrkl Eventually Perceptive
    edited December 2011
    rrraaaaawwwrrrrr im a dinosaur (and way too drunk)
  • nascarfan19nascarfan19 Headliner
    edited December 2011
    Banned for drinking underage
  • dog037dog037 This Many Days Since Last Ban:
    edited December 2011
    Banned because underage and drunk is how I like my women.
  • LiveHomeVideoLiveHomeVideo Trying too hard
    edited December 2011
    Banned because I am a laser-shooting alien dog, a badly animated mouse, a machine, the cheese in a show with a former genius boy neighbor, the table, the chosen one to free Hyrule, a cheerleader, a book about whaling, the death metal band Oblivionized, a slave of the false Czar of Russia, your father, Jason, the father of Annie, the creator of Turkish Star Wars, Superman, Batman, Spiderman, the guy who killed Pedobear, President Kennedy, the cast of Jersey Shore, an orphan, a parent, a virgin, Death From Above 1979, the Power Puff Girls, Billy Mays, Billy Mays' father, my father, my sister, my cousin, the planet Jupiter, Muse, the dog from See Spot Run, the Doctor, your mom, the god of computers, the Mane Six, a troll, a nerd, a jock, the movie Cj7 (which I as a laser-shooting space dog come from), my house, Gigakoops, GigakoopsRBN, LiveHomeVideo, from Outer Space, from America, from Asia, and from Europe. I am all this, and more...
  • nascarfan19nascarfan19 Headliner
    edited December 2011
    Banned for adding more than what I suggested
  • LiveHomeVideoLiveHomeVideo Trying too hard
    edited December 2011
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  • nascarfan19nascarfan19 Headliner
    edited December 2011
    Banned through Jeff Gordon
  • jibjqrkljibjqrkl Eventually Perceptive
    edited December 2011
    banned because i'm so bored and drunk that i will send the first person that sends me a private message saying : BOOBIES! a very special picture of myself, which might include naked versions of the aformentionend BOOBIES!
  • LiveHomeVideoLiveHomeVideo Trying too hard
    edited December 2011
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    Sorry, I was wiping the soda off my keyboard.
  • nascarfan19nascarfan19 Headliner
    edited December 2011
  • LiveHomeVideoLiveHomeVideo Trying too hard
    edited December 2011
    Banned for having many #1s.
  • nascarfan19nascarfan19 Headliner
    edited December 2011
    Banned. Ha ha ha ha ha ha haa haa haaaa haaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
  • LiveHomeVideoLiveHomeVideo Trying too hard
    edited December 2011
  • jibjqrkljibjqrkl Eventually Perceptive
    edited December 2011
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  • nascarfan19nascarfan19 Headliner
    edited December 2011
  • LiveHomeVideoLiveHomeVideo Trying too hard
    edited December 2011
    Banned for not trolling. It's opposite day.
  • nascarfan19nascarfan19 Headliner
    edited December 2011
    Banned cause that means its not opposite day
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