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  • LiveHomeVideoLiveHomeVideo Trying too hard
    edited December 2011
    Banned for taking your frustration out on me.
  • nascarfan19nascarfan19 Headliner
    edited December 2011
    Banned cause I'll reach Headliner wayyyyyy before you
  • dog037dog037 This Many Days Since Last Ban:
    edited December 2011
    Ban in the form of a joke:

    A small balding man storms into a local bar and demands, "Gimme a double of the strongest whiskey you got. I'm so mad, I can't even see straight." The bartender, noticing that the little man is a bit the worse for wear, pours him a double of Southern Comfort. The man swills down the drink and says, "Gimme another one." The bartender pours the drink, but says, "Now, before I give you this, why don't you let off a little steam and tell me why you're so upset?"

    So, the man begins his tale. "Well, I was sitting in the bar next door, when this gorgeous blonde slinks in and actually sits beside me at the bar. I thought, "Wow, this has never happened before." You know, it was kind of a fantasy come true. Well, a couple of minutes later, the blonde leans over and asks if I'd like to come back to her hotel to have dinner and talk for a while. I couldn't believe this was happening, and I hadn't had a good meal in quite a while. I managed to nod my head yes, so she grabs my hand and starts walking out of the bar. This seemed just too good to be true."

    He continued, "She took me down the street here to a nice hotel and up to her room. She said to relax, watch some TV, and that she would be ready to go down to the restaurant in a few minutes. But, as soon as I put my feet up and reclined my chair, I heard some keys jingling and someone starts fumbling with the door."

    "The blonde says, 'Oh my god, it's my boyfriend. He must have lost his wrestling match tonight, he's gonna be real mad. Quick, hide!'"

    "So, I opened the closet, but I figured that was probably the first place he would look, so I didn't hide there. Then I looked under the bed, but no, I figured he's bound to look there, too. By now, I could hear the key in the lock. I noticed the window was open, so I climbed out and was hanging there by my fingers, praying that the guy wouldn't see me."

    The bartender says "Well I can see how you might be a bit frustrated at this point."

    "Well, yeah, but I hear the guy finally get the door open and he yells out, 'Who you been with now, you witch?' The girl says, 'Nobody, honey, now calm down.'"

    Well, the guy starts tearing up the room. I hear him tear the door off the closet and throw it across the room. I'm thinking, 'Boy, I'm glad I didn't hide in there.' Then I hear him lift up the bed and throw it across the room. Good thing I didn't hide under there either. Then I heard him say, 'What's that over there by the window?' I think, 'Oh God, I'm dead meat now.'

    But, the blonde by now is trying real hard to distract him and convince him to stop looking. Well, I hear the guy go into the bathroom and I hear water running for a long time; I figure maybe he's gonna take a bath or something, when all of a sudden, the jerk pours a pitcher of scalding hot water out of the window right on top of my head. I mean, look at this, I got second degree burns all over my scalp and shoulders!"

    The bartender says, "Oh man, that would have gotten me mad for sure." "No, that didn't really bother me. Next, the guy starts slamming the window shut over and over on my hands. I mean, look at my fingers. They're a bloody mess. I can hardly hold onto this glass."

    The bartender looks at the guy's hands and says, "Yeah, buddy, I can understand why you are so upset."

    "No, that wasn't what really got me so angry though."

    The bartender then asks in exasperation, "Well, then, what did finally make you anger?"

    "Well, I was hanging on the window, and I turned around and looked down--I was only about six inches off the ground."
  • LiveHomeVideoLiveHomeVideo Trying too hard
    edited December 2011
    Banned because I could always start spamming...
  • nascarfan19nascarfan19 Headliner
    edited December 2011
    Banned because I still want a shark tooth necklace
  • LiveHomeVideoLiveHomeVideo Trying too hard
    edited December 2011
    Banned for wanting something I don't have.
  • dog037dog037 This Many Days Since Last Ban:
    edited December 2011
    Banned because you should be doing your laundry instead of wasting time banning people.
  • LiveHomeVideoLiveHomeVideo Trying too hard
    edited December 2011
    Banned because mommy does my laundry.
  • nascarfan19nascarfan19 Headliner
    edited December 2011
    Banned cause I have cheesy bread and you don't
  • LiveHomeVideoLiveHomeVideo Trying too hard
    edited December 2011
    Banned because I want cheesy bread.
  • nascarfan19nascarfan19 Headliner
    edited December 2011
    Banned because I still have a piece, cheese lover. Come at me
  • jibjqrkljibjqrkl Eventually Perceptive
    edited December 2011
    banned because im gonna go to sleep in 5 minutes
  • LiveHomeVideoLiveHomeVideo Trying too hard
    edited December 2011
    Banned because I can't find you.

    EDIT: Ninja'd
  • nascarfan19nascarfan19 Headliner
    edited December 2011
    Banned for not tracking my location
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    edited December 2011

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  • LiveHomeVideoLiveHomeVideo Trying too hard
    edited December 2011
    Banned for banning us several times.
  • nascarfan19nascarfan19 Headliner
    edited December 2011
    Banned for obnoxiousicity
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    edited December 2011

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  • nascarfan19nascarfan19 Headliner
    edited December 2011
    Banned for wasting light
  • dog037dog037 This Many Days Since Last Ban:
    edited December 2011
    Banned for Foo Fighters reference.
  • LiveHomeVideoLiveHomeVideo Trying too hard
    edited December 2011
    Banned for taking the whole page.
  • nascarfan19nascarfan19 Headliner
    edited December 2011
    Banned for taking a small chunk of the page
  • jibjqrkljibjqrkl Eventually Perceptive
    edited December 2011
    banned cuz im getting some sleep,

    thnx again 4 everything guys <3

    goodnight :)
  • nascarfan19nascarfan19 Headliner
    edited December 2011
    Banned cause there was 1 ban here while I played a song
  • LiveHomeVideoLiveHomeVideo Trying too hard
    edited December 2011
    Banned because I don't give a s***.
  • nascarfan19nascarfan19 Headliner
    edited December 2011
    Banned for hating Rock Band
  • LiveHomeVideoLiveHomeVideo Trying too hard
    edited December 2011
    Banned because I didn't mean that at all.
  • SuperTigerMarioSuperTigerMario I'm not a hipster!
    edited December 2011
    Banned because this thread is losing my interest but I will continue.
  • nascarfan19nascarfan19 Headliner
    edited December 2011
    Banned for losing interest in something of which I control
  • LiveHomeVideoLiveHomeVideo Trying too hard
    edited December 2011
    Banned for assuming you control TheRollingBone's thread.
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