Unbelievable things Cipher said to me on MSN

SheSaidSheSaidSheSaidSheSaid Washed Up
edited September 2012 in Less Rokk More Talk
SheSaidSheSaid says
i just wish we could make our guitarists left-handed in the game

Cipher Peon says
They're right handed?!?

SheSaidSheSaid says
i'd love to be able to play something like this in the game
http://images.miretail.com/products/full/SquierbyFender/632866232450975242.jpg
um, yes, they're all right handed

Cipher Peon says
Or rather, I didn't notice and I didn't think it mattered

SheSaidSheSaid says
right handed hegemony at work

Cipher Peon says
That is a guitar, yes

SheSaidSheSaid says
it's a lefty bass

Cipher Peon says
Can't you paint a guitar to be that color?

SheSaidSheSaid says
it's totally awesome

Cipher Peon says
How do you know that?

SheSaidSheSaid says
how do i know what?

Cipher Peon says
That it's a bass
and that it's for lefties

SheSaidSheSaid says
are you ****ting me?
you can tell just by looking at it

Cipher Peon says
I thought it was a guiar

SheSaidSheSaid says
it has 4 strings

Cipher Peon says
guitar*

SheSaidSheSaid says
a long neck
and it's configured to be held by a left handed person
if you tried to play it right handed

Cipher Peon says
How can you tell that?

SheSaidSheSaid says
it would be upside down

Cipher Peon says
Ohhhh
I didn't know
And I didn't know there was a difference between a guitar and a bass!
Like structurally

SheSaidSheSaid says
am i gonna have to start a thread on the forums called "Unbelievable things Cipher said to me on MSN" ?
yes, I think I will




This thread will likely see frequent updates....

Comments

  • dragoninforcerdragoninforcer UnWashed
    edited January 2012
    "i still don't understand what those metal thingies sticking out at the end are for"
  • GNFfhqwhgadsGNFfhqwhgads 99% Washed Up
    edited January 2012
    dragoninforcer;4618184 said:
    "i still don't understand what those metal thingies sticking out at the end are for"
    Oh god, this is great.
  • SheSaidSheSaidSheSaidSheSaid Washed Up
    edited January 2012
    Cipher Peon says
    Listening to Metalingus by Alter Bridge
    That was the first link
    So far the instruments are pretty good
    But the singer is pretty... bad

    SheSaidSheSaid says
    WHAT

    Cipher Peon says
    The chorus is a lot better

    DrifterUK says
    interesting fact, alter bridge is the band creed with a different singer

    SheSaidSheSaid says
    and vastly different arrangements

    Cipher Peon says
    I've heard of creed
    They're from RBN, right?
    Yeah, that's where I heard of them
  • Cipher_PeonCipher_Peon I don't get it at all
    edited January 2012
    Just to give some context, Drifter recommended it to me.
  • Lawdog1521Lawdog1521 Squirrel Chasing Expert
    edited January 2012
    Remember it like Murray from Flight of the Concords.

    Bass is the dad guitar.
  • DrifterUKDrifterUK Awesome Lake Ninja
    edited January 2012
    Cipher_Peon;4618202 said:
    Just to give some context, Drifter recommended it to me.

    By 'it' you mean Metalingus, not Creed
  • dragoninforcerdragoninforcer UnWashed
    edited January 2012
    greatest. thread. ever.
  • Cipher_PeonCipher_Peon I don't get it at all
    edited January 2012
    dragoninforcer;4618184 said:
    "i still don't understand what those metal thingies sticking out at the end are for"
    Aren't those to tighten the guitar's strings or something? They don't really do anything on my Mustang, though...
  • GNFfhqwhgadsGNFfhqwhgads 99% Washed Up
    edited January 2012
    Cipher_Peon;4618252 said:
    They don't really do anything on my Mustang, though...
    : |


    Holy god, I am dying.
  • dragoninforcerdragoninforcer UnWashed
    edited January 2012
    Cipher_Peon;4618252 said:
    Aren't those to tighten the guitar's strings or something? They don't really do anything on my Mustang, though...

    You kind of somewhat got it right. Good job!

    now I'm gonna quiz you.

    What is the difference between "Treble" "Contour" and "Bass"?
  • GNFfhqwhgadsGNFfhqwhgads 99% Washed Up
    edited January 2012
    dragoninforcer;4618257 said:
    What is the difference between "Treble" "Contour" and "Bass"?
    Alternatively, define ONE of them.
  • dragoninforcerdragoninforcer UnWashed
    edited January 2012
    GNFfhqwhgads;4618258 said:
    Alternatively, define ONE of them.

    Yes....... do it.....
  • SheSaidSheSaidSheSaidSheSaid Washed Up
    edited January 2012
    Cipher_Peon;4618252 said:
    Aren't those to tighten the guitar's strings or something? They don't really do anything on my Mustang, though...

    Bu....

    Y...

    Hu......






    Congratulations Cipher, you officially have a superpower - stupification.
  • Cipher_PeonCipher_Peon I don't get it at all
    edited January 2012
    jibjqrkl;4618261 said:
    lets start easy, do you know what the above things are?

    oops ninja
    I think they're types of Reapers in TWEWY... and my best friend tells me all the enemies are music based... So I guess they have something to do with tones or something.

    And isn't bass that guitar looking thingy that you can play on RB and GH that Scott Pilgrim plays in the SP series?!?
  • dragoninforcerdragoninforcer UnWashed
    edited January 2012
    Cipher_Peon;4618267 said:
    I think they're types of Reapers in TWEWY... and my best friend tells me all the enemies are music based... So I guess they have something to do with tones or something.

    And isn't bass that guitar looking thingy that you can play on RB and GH that Scott Pilgrim plays in the SP series?!?
    Close, pretty close.


    and yes, Scott Pilgrim plays bass. You can tell Because instead of little metal thingies, its thicker, longer, and has less metal thingies. and their BIGGER.
  • SheSaidSheSaidSheSaidSheSaid Washed Up
    edited January 2012
    Cipher_Peon;4618267 said:
    I think they're types of Reapers in TWEWY... and my best friend tells me all the enemies are music based... So I guess they have something to do with tones or something.

    And isn't bass that guitar looking thingy that you can play on RB and GH that Scott Pilgrim plays in the SP series?!?

    Now you're trying too hard.

    Or.........jesus, maybe you're not
    dragoninforcer;4618272 said:
    and yes, Scott Pilgrim plays bass. You can tell Because instead of little metal thingies, its thicker, longer, and has less metal thingies. and their BIGGER.

    Should we tell him it's possible not to even have metal thingies?
  • GNFfhqwhgadsGNFfhqwhgads 99% Washed Up
    edited January 2012
    I knew he was going to pick bass. And I knew he was going to think it was the instrument.


    This is sad.
  • dragoninforcerdragoninforcer UnWashed
    edited January 2012
    Okay, okay, okay, easier question.

    What are the spaces on the guitar, when pressed make different notes, called?
  • Cipher_PeonCipher_Peon I don't get it at all
    edited January 2012
    dragoninforcer;4618278 said:
    Okay, okay, okay, easier question.

    What are the spaces on the guitar, when pressed make different notes, called?
    I'm going to go with Frets. That Pro Guitar video said something along the lines of it.
    SheSaidSheSaid;4618273 said:
    Now you're trying to hard.

    Or.........jesus, maybe you're not



    Should we tell him it's possible not to even have metal thingies?
    No, I'm not trying too hard. I just went from one string of logic to the next and made as good of a guess as I could. Wait, so that's the reason why the bass symbols and the guitar symbols are different in the Rock Band icons?!?
  • jibjqrkljibjqrkl Eventually Perceptive
    edited January 2012
    new one :D

    Cipher said:
    All this talk of bass in Aly's thread reminds me
    I used to pronounce bass the instrument as bass the fish
    I learned my mistake quite recently, actually
  • SheSaidSheSaidSheSaidSheSaid Washed Up
    edited January 2012
    Cipher Peon says
    All this talk of bass in Aly's thread reminds me
    I used to pronounce bass the instrument as bass the fish
    I learned my mistake quite recently, actually

    DrifterUK says
    seriously?

    Cipher Peon says
    My best friend wouldn't shut up about it

    [...]

    Cipher Peon says
    Mario, it's pronounced "buh ace"
    Not "buh ass"
    Kept mixing them up :I
  • Mega-TallicaMega-Tallica Washed Up
    edited January 2012
    Oh. My. God.

    I probably shouldn't mention that it's possible to have a six string bass or a 7-string guitar, but that would just be too confusing.
  • GreatJedi7GreatJedi7 Road Warrior
    edited January 2012
    jibjqrkl;4618289 said:
    new one :D

    Cipher said:
    All this talk of bass in Aly's thread reminds me
    I used to pronounce bass the instrument as bass the fish
    I learned my mistake quite recently, actually

    Where is this going on?
  • jibjqrkljibjqrkl Eventually Perceptive
    edited January 2012
    GreatJedi7;4618297 said:
    Where is this going on?

    msn
  • MegaIronDragonDethMegaIronDragonDeth Post Ratio > 3 a Day
    edited January 2012
    This will just confuse Cipher more...
  • jibjqrkljibjqrkl Eventually Perceptive
    edited January 2012
    MegaIronDragonDeth;4618299 said:
    This will just confuse Cipher more...

    ok, that will confuse anybody
  • Mega-TallicaMega-Tallica Washed Up
    edited January 2012
    MegaIronDragonDeth;4618299 said:
    This will just confuse Cipher more...
    That thing must be a tuning nightmare.
  • DrowGamer77DrowGamer77 Serious Business
    edited January 2012
    This is a real thread?
  • BachiGBachiG Inconceivable...
    edited January 2012
    This is a real sad thread.
  • DrifterUKDrifterUK Awesome Lake Ninja
    edited January 2012
    GreatJedi7;4618297 said:
    Where is this going on?
    A chat between a few of us on Messenger
    MegaIronDragonDeth;4618299 said:
    This will just confuse Cipher more...

    What the hell? Thats awesome
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