Jolly Rancher hard candy, Whoppers or Rolos?

Dadasaurus RexDadasaurus Rex Rawwwwwwr!
edited May 9 in Less Rokk More Talk
Even though I know this is going to go in the gutter or straight to hell...Which one do you like in your mouth?

Jolly Rancher hard candy, Whoppers or Rolos? 27 votes

Rolos -
48%
wh1t3kn1teWitticusLawdog1521bclewishiimSMAPcalloydarkwinterbeast8BachiGtnevakerbrookfieldworldorderrazor63KKFan5FritzyKatz 13 votes
Whoppers -
14%
DrowGamer77Meat-PopsiclerkbdgurlHMXOwl 4 votes
Jolly Rancher - Any flavor
37%
WingsOfSteelfiredoom666Dadasaurus RexDangimarockernuttzo31LiveHomeVideoCutessaWildcat15akuiken98Blinglog 10 votes

Comments

  • Dadasaurus RexDadasaurus Rex Rawwwwwwr!
    Jolly Rancher - Any flavor
    Jolly Rancher, cherry or blue raz
  • DrowGamer77DrowGamer77 Serious Business
    Whoppers -
    tough call, but I had to lean Whoppers. I can eat a whole box of those, but only 1 or two jolly ranchers


    and Rolo is just too much
  • LiveHomeVideoLiveHomeVideo Trying too hard
    edited May 9
    Jolly Rancher - Any flavor
    I prefer Jolly Ranchers, since I prefer fruit flavors (even if they're 100% artificial) when it comes to small candy. Though I do prefer chocolate bars to all of these.
  • calloycalloy Unsigned
    Rolos -
    I do straight, uncut Rollos, because I'm a rebel.
  • Meat-PopsicleMeat-Popsicle Road Warrior
    edited May 9
    Whoppers -
    Malted milk is "healthy", and I love chocolate. Even cheap American chocolate? Well, it's OK, in a pinch.
    I wouldn't turn down a Rollo but I don't think I've ever bought any.
    Jolly Ranchers watermelon contain 0% fruit and don't taste like the real thing, but whatever that flavor is, I raised my eyebrows in surprise from the first time I tasted it. It's so fake, but it's not gross fake, like fake peach or fake banana is. But it's basically like eating a solid version of kool-aid, a heaping tablespoon of colored sugar. 100% empty calories.
  • Rolos -
    Rolos, especially in ice cream, are amazing.
  • BachiGBachiG Inconceivable...
    Rolos -
    Can't beat that Rol'd Gold


  • Rolos -
    I like all three, but Rolos are my favorite, because I like the caramel filling.
  • Dadasaurus RexDadasaurus Rex Rawwwwwwr!
    Jolly Rancher - Any flavor
    calloy said:

    I do straight, uncut Rollos, because I'm a rebel.

    You're not hardcorrrrrrrrrre unless you live hardcorrrrrre.
  • nuttzo31nuttzo31 Opening Act
    Jolly Rancher - Any flavor


  • DangimarockerDangimarocker Headliner
    Jolly Rancher - Any flavor
    Jolly Ranchers for me. Not a fan of the other two.
    I love the watermelon Jolly Ranchers!!!
  • firedoom666firedoom666 Headliner
    Jolly Rancher - Any flavor
    I guess Jolly Ranchers... I just prefer fruity snacks to chocolate

    Whoppers are alright, but I have no idea what Rolos are
  • WitticusWitticus VERY DEEP
    Rolos -
    I'm disappointed at no Glizeratti option.
  • nuttzo31nuttzo31 Opening Act
    Jolly Rancher - Any flavor
    HMXOwl said:

    Whoppers are the best theater candy ever. Anyone who disagrees can line up for the banhammer

    Doesn't matter what you see?
    Or into it what you read
    You can do it your own way
    If it's done just how I say
  • Meat-PopsicleMeat-Popsicle Road Warrior
    Whoppers -
    If you like fruit, why not eat ... fruit?
    Aside from the fact that it's not listed as an option.
    For me, it's because of the outrageous prices that quickie marts charge for hand fruit. $1.50 for an apple? No way! I can get a lot of chips for that price.
  • nuttzo31nuttzo31 Opening Act
    Jolly Rancher - Any flavor

    If you like fruit, why not eat ... fruit?
    Aside from the fact that it's not listed as an option.
    For me, it's because of the outrageous prices that quickie marts charge for hand fruit. $1.50 for an apple? No way! I can get a lot of chips for that price.

    I picked this up for $1.50,true story.



  • Lawdog1521Lawdog1521 Squirrel Chasing Expert
    Rolos -
    wait... whoppers candy or whoppers burgers?
  • razor63razor63 Unsigned
    Rolos -
    Glad to know American Rolos aren't some weird deviant form of the British ones, and are the same thing, unlike your Milky Ways, which we call Mars Bars, practically everywhere else.
  • DrowGamer77DrowGamer77 Serious Business
    edited May 10
    Whoppers -
    HMXOwl said:

    Whoppers are the best theater candy ever. Anyone who disagrees can line up for the banhammer

    @HMXOwl the 'thump' they make on the back of heads is so rewarding, is it not?

    - hey man, I asked you to be quiet once, now you get a whopper to the skull for being a disrespectful twit

    [MOD EDIT: I don't see why you had to censor "twit."]
  • DrowGamer77DrowGamer77 Serious Business
    Whoppers -
    @HMXOwl oh, you know keyboards - the '8' is right above the 'I' and I must have accidentally held down the shift key to produce the '*'.

    so random
  • rkbdgurlrkbdgurl Road Warrior
    Whoppers -
    I love whoppers, I could eat a whole carton of them. I could but I don't. But also I love love love chocolate malts....these are two of the best food groups ever!
  • CutessaCutessa Unsigned
    Jolly Rancher - Any flavor
    jolly Ranchers live and breed in my purse.
    wrapper dropped.
  • Lawdog1521Lawdog1521 Squirrel Chasing Expert
    Rolos -
    You know what's scarce here? Full size Baby Ruths. You can get snack size but no full bar.
  • BachiGBachiG Inconceivable...
    Rolos -
    Biggest problem with Jolly Ranchers (other than that they're the punchline to a stupid joke) is trying to get them out of your teeth without either removing a filling or the extracting the tooth itself.... and don't tell me you just suck them... no one does that (...except maybe a jolly rancher).
  • nuttzo31nuttzo31 Opening Act
    Jolly Rancher - Any flavor
    For Aussies

    Whoppers=Maltesers

    Most aussies only know whoppers from this double entendre.



  • wh1t3kn1tewh1t3kn1te Opening Act
    Rolos -
    no teeth so I'm going with rolo's
  • Jolly Rancher - Any flavor
    It's the only one they sell here
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