Let Me Write You Terrible Poetry

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  • MythsOfMetalMythsOfMetal Unsigned
    edited September 4
    razor63 said:

    It's okay. It was a difficult topic.

    New topic. If Mormons played black metal.

    Any particular bands I could use as reference? I figured I'd do a similar thing to the 60's Metalcore piece.
    Something by Darkthrone. Maybe "Transilvanian Hunger"? If not that, then "Pillars of Mercy" by Absu. Or Immortal, like "The Sun No Longer Rises."
  • razor63razor63 Unsigned
    @MythsOfMetal here it is.

    Wrath From Above

    As we kneel on anxious knees,
    Hands clasped for the wishing well,
    A heralding sky can be seen above,
    Reflecting the fires which burn below.

    The battles are forever eternal,
    As the sun crowds these cold corridors,
    And forgotten ravaged lands,
    Dripped in shadow.

    Venture forth into this grim world,
    For this is what the oracle has seen,
    Let the meteors cleanse the unworthy,
    Whilst we praise the sun.

    (Well, I started at Wrath From Above, then tried to incorporate quotations, but... it ended up like this.)
  • New Topic:
    The Gallows From My Window
    (Get as dark as you want)

    Of course I bring the darker stuff up xD
  • razor63razor63 Unsigned

    New Topic:
    The Gallows From My Window
    (Get as dark as you want)

    Of course I bring the darker stuff up xD

    The darker stuff is where the fun is!
  • razor63 said:

    New Topic:
    The Gallows From My Window
    (Get as dark as you want)

    Of course I bring the darker stuff up xD

    The darker stuff is where the fun is!
    What about an expedition to the deep of the sea then?
  • razor63razor63 Unsigned
    Wildcat15 said:

    razor63 said:

    New Topic:
    The Gallows From My Window
    (Get as dark as you want)

    Of course I bring the darker stuff up xD

    The darker stuff is where the fun is!
    What about an expedition to the deep of the sea then?
    That involves water. A lot... of water. So no. Definitely not.
  • razor63razor63 Unsigned
    @Dangimarocker here it is.

    The Gallows Outside My Window

    Peering through the looking glass,
    One could see a whole different world outside.

    Whether bathed in the morning light,
    Or cloaked by the mourning light,
    If you could only see, then maybe you'd understand.

    The ticking of clocks,
    Is the metronome they swing by,
    Until the hour is struck.

    Once the night settles back in,
    The once proud and defiant,
    Are cut back down to size.

    Forever more,
    This cycle can be perpetuated,
    For there was never enough rope.

    And the only way to calm this darkness,
    Was to turn out the lights.
  • tnevakertnevaker Road Warrior
    whenever i want to hear bad poetry, i just listen to a Smashing Pumpkins song

    "despite all my rage i am still just a rat in a cage".... oh billy....
  • razor63razor63 Unsigned
    Well, as my requests are empty, I'm gonna open up the criteria a little: If people want to request more of the likes of "60s Metalcore" then I wouldn't mind trying a few more, heh.
  • tnevakertnevaker Road Warrior
    can you write a poem about how billy corgan's lyrics suck?
  • New Request: Freddie Mercury comes back to Earth and listens to today's music.
  • LiveHomeVideoLiveHomeVideo Trying too hard
    edited September 5
    How about "Dubstep, but it's the 1950's"?
  • razor63razor63 Unsigned
    @tnevaker here it is.

    Billy Corgan

    My lyrics are a vampire,
    Set to bored emo brain.

    A secret point and agenda,
    With no reason to stay sane.

    I could actually try,
    But that'd cause too much pain.

    Do let me know,
    When you finally blow,
    I can still be "Kool" and "Kold",
    I'll make it into a song.

    All my rage is a ratty cage,
    Despite raging ratty cages,
    Breaking ratt cages,
    I'm going to break my rusty cage.

    I AM NOT DERIVIATIVE OR BAD.
    I AM THE ONLY GOOD.

    (Welp, that went off the rails, but okay.)
  • How about the legend of Bloody Freddy. Don't say Galileo in a mirror three times at night, otherwise he'll appear behind you and sing Bohemian Rhapsody in a crescendo until your head hemorrhages blood to the point of death? I'd like it to rhyme if possible. Or better yet, follow Boh Rhap's phrasing patterns for a part of its lyrics.
  • razor63razor63 Unsigned
    @Dangimarocker here it is.

    Our Lord and Savior Returns

    Descended from the heavens,
    He who stands in the white robe,
    Rallies for the music of yesterday.

    With a neatly trimmed mustache,
    He oozes class,
    As we get down on our knees and pray.

    Hallelujah, the savior is back,
    Bringing the keys to the kingdom,
    Of rock and roll.

    Hallelujah, our savior is back,
    Standing on the shoulders of giants,
    His word, our gospel.

    The Earth fell to silence,
    As this holy man spoke,
    "Seriously? Adam Lambert is the best you could do?"
  • razor63 said:

    @Dangimarocker here it is.

    Our Lord and Savior Returns

    Descended from the heavens,
    He who stands in the white robe,
    Rallies for the music of yesterday.

    With a neatly trimmed mustache,
    He oozes class,
    As we get down on our knees and pray.

    Hallelujah, the savior is back,
    Bringing the keys to the kingdom,
    Of rock and roll.

    Hallelujah, our savior is back,
    Standing on the shoulders of giants,
    His word, our gospel.

    The Earth fell to silence,
    As this holy man spoke,
    "Seriously? Adam Lambert is the best you could do?"

    Laughed so hard at this! So brilliant!
    Was hard deciding between liking or laughing reaction because it's definitely both LOL
  • razor63razor63 Unsigned
    Any particular dubstep artists wanted? @LiveHomeVideo
  • LiveHomeVideoLiveHomeVideo Trying too hard
    edited September 7
    razor63 said:

    Any particular dubstep artists wanted? @LiveHomeVideo

    Wasn't thinking anything particular in terms of lyrics, though if you want inspiration, maybe just look at some Skrillex, and imagine how that'd be if it were released in the 50's.
  • razor63razor63 Unsigned
    @LiveHomeVideo, I tried.

    Bangarang (Around the Clock)

    One, two, three, four, in the corner of the dance,
    Five, six, seven, eight, we'll all get our chance,
    Nine, ten, eleven, twelve, we're ready to go,
    So let's put on a show.

    Get out only your best,
    And let our parents rest,
    We'll be a riot 'til the sun comes up,
    Rowdy, swaying with our cups,
    I can feel it, this is our night,
    Dancing through to morning light.

    Bangarang.

    *bass drops, nobody noticed the Bassist was never there*

    (This was much harder than the metalcore one, Bangarang/*insert Skrillex song here* have so few tangible lyrics to work with).
  • LiveHomeVideoLiveHomeVideo Trying too hard
    I still enjoyed it, and I'd sure listen to a song like that!
  • razor63razor63 Unsigned

    I still enjoyed it, and I'd sure listen to a song like that!

    Well, glad you enjoyed it at least ^_^
  • Omg imagine a bass drop on a bass guitar. Lol love that one Razor!

    New topic : Drunk Man Walks Into A Grocery Store
  • razor63razor63 Unsigned
    edited September 10
    @MythsOfMetal here it is (Sorry for the delay).

    Bloody Freddy

    Galileo, Galileo, Galileo, and on the third he struck,
    A hand peering through the glass like it rose from the muck.

    At first, it reached out, a threat expecting the tango,
    But I said nay, I shall do the fandango.

    The roars and screams were experience heightening,
    Accompanied by the crashes of thunder and lightning,
    Even if it was only very, very frightening.

    A poor loveless boy is all they could know,
    For they shall never let me go.

    A life cannot be spared from this monstrosity,
    Even if it means this life would finally be free,
    Oh mother, please wait, I wish you could see,
    The devil was only waiting for me.

    (Okay, this turned out better than anticipated).
  • MythsOfMetalMythsOfMetal Unsigned
    edited September 10
    That's great, thanks. :D

    New Topic.

    A Cannibal Bakesale.
  • @Dangimarocker, here it is.

    A Drunk Man (Walks Into A Grocery Store)

    Leaving the bar,
    After a bottle of scotch,
    I get in my car,
    I itch at my crotch.

    I drove down the streets,
    Of this lonely town,
    As this ghost in the sheets,
    looking for the matching crown.

    I ease to a stop,
    Ready for my turn,
    Away with a hop,
    I'll never learn.

    Outside the store,
    I remember this pain,
    I missed the door,
    And walked into the window again.
  • @MythsOfMetal here it is.

    Cannibal Bakesale

    After waiting for some time,
    We reached the front of the line.

    Welcome to the bake sale,
    The sign did greet,
    With only stale or kale,
    We were still on our feet.

    We entered the house,
    Eager for the meat-ing,
    Passing spouse after spouse,
    Our indecision was fleeting.

    We entered the room,
    The smell of weed permeated the air,
    This was better than a mushroom,
    And the price was very fair.

    Se we took our toke,
    And we took our time,
    For the flames we stoke,
    Weren't enough for us to dine.

    But we did it anyway,
    And no time was lost,
    For we will always enter the fray,
    Whatever the cost.

    After all, we did wait 'round the block,
    To dine upon only premium c**k.
  • Love both those. I'll have a new idea soon.
  • MythsOfMetalMythsOfMetal Unsigned
    edited September 12
    New topic. Spongebob's behaviour at his favourite metal bands' concerts. (Note his hyperactivity, and off-the-wall personality.)

    If you need suggestions for bands try DragonForce, Sigh, Akphaezya, and Unexpect.

    If you need suggestions for his activities, try crowd surfing, moshpits/circlepits/walls of death, air guitar, getting up on stage, stripping nude, running back and forth on stage, and then falling off stage like that guy at that Bolt Thrower concert, etc.
  • New topic. Spongebob's behaviour at his favourite metal bands' concerts. (Note his hyperactivity, and off-the-wall personality.)

    If you need suggestions for bands try DragonForce, Sigh, Akphaezya, and Unexpect.

    If you need suggestions for his activities, try crowd surfing, moshpits/circlepits/walls of death, air guitar, getting up on stage, stripping nude, running back and forth on stage, and then falling off stage like that guy at that Bolt Thrower concert, etc.

    Man i need to go to your metal concerts, stripping nude?

    Lol i'm teasing.. but regardless I made myself laugh. :p
  • New topic. Spongebob's behaviour at his favourite metal bands' concerts. (Note his hyperactivity, and off-the-wall personality.)

    If you need suggestions for bands try DragonForce, Sigh, Akphaezya, and Unexpect.

    If you need suggestions for his activities, try crowd surfing, moshpits/circlepits/walls of death, air guitar, getting up on stage, stripping nude, running back and forth on stage, and then falling off stage like that guy at that Bolt Thrower concert, etc.

    Man i need to go to your metal concerts, stripping nude?

    Lol i'm teasing.. but regardless I made myself laugh. :p
    I just saw a video of it. I wasn't there. The guy wasn't anything to look at, fyi, so it was just funny.
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