Let Me Write You Terrible Poetry



  • There's a guy with a chicken costume in the last video of Dying Fetus
  • @MythsOfMetal sorry about the delay.

    Spongebob Goes Metal

    Mr. Li came up and smiled at me,
    I was backstage in the VIP,
    I said this was my first time,
    And needed more,
    He showed me how to settle the score.

    I'm so busy, I learnt what I need,
    My skills were unlocked, I was freed,
    At the gig, ready to crush it in the pit,
    Going round in circles as we see fit.

    Sometimes the little things,
    Are just enough,
    Rockin' out with the crowd,
    Will keep me buff,
    I surfed all the way to stage,
    And it wasn't so tough.

    I began to shred with Mr. Li,
    Even though my axe was air and free,
    I felt so lucky I was on the stage,
    Even though the band performed with rage,
    I thought it would last all night,
    As I raised the horns to salute in might,
    Mr Simmons said "I own that, so that's not alright".
  • razor63razor63 Unsigned
    This thread is, completely unsurprisingly, dead. However, I'm here with a resurrection stick and a beacon for more requests, because why not?
  • Can you do one about that gif of the VW Beetle with V8?
  • razor63razor63 Unsigned
    edited January 14
    @Wildcat15, here it is:

    The Gift of the Blue Beetle


    I am awake, a cold sweat,
    Haunted by memories,
    From a yesterday I do not know.

    6:14 am

    The polish descends,
    The paint is restored,
    This beetle shall be blue once more.

    11:06 am

    A transplant is needed,
    This heart can last no more,
    Yet, a donor has entered the frame.

    7:22 pm

    This beetle will last,
    As it dances across the lines,
    from a mechanical heat into a cold evening once again.

    9:31 pm

    This heart roars,
    All eight cylinders in full glory,
    As the tarmac tears up beneath us.

    10:46 pm

    An uncertain haze sets in,
    As another lap is tracked,
    With the full power of this beating heart.


    I thought this heart would last,
    Yet slowly, it still dies,
    As I fell into this slumber once more.

    12:01 am

    I am awake.
  • Write me a poem about how hot John Drake is... :D ;)
  • razor63razor63 Unsigned
    I will get on with the John Drake poem sometime! I just need to do a little more... err... research, into Drake.
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