the Band Pun Thread! BTW, vote in the BOTB finale Fri. June 13th! HoR forums!

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edited June 2008 in Less Rokk More Talk
i got the idea from the BOTD hype thread. what you do is...

put a pun on a band from a song, for example!

they SMOKED Boston (Smokin'- Boston [someone's quote])
they made pink floyd RUN LIKE HELL ( Run like Hell- Pink Floyd [ m00p's quote])
they BURNED Deep Purple (Burn- Deep Purple [my quote])

of course, the whole point is to show that Rush and the Beatles beat Boston, Pink Floyd, etc. in the BOTB.

have fun!

NOTE: READ TITLE!!!

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  • a21schizoidmana21schizoidman Prog-nosticator
    edited June 2008
    they sent Chuck Berry no particular place to go!
    they sent the Beach Boys to their room!
    they burnt Zappa's Weeny Sandwich
    they unrocked Queen!
  • OldFogeyOldFogey Road Warrior
    edited June 2008
    a21schizoidman;732052 said:

    they made Zappa and the Mothers hurt when they pee!
    Umm - you do know Frank died of prostate cancer. This isn't really funny :(
  • a21schizoidmana21schizoidman Prog-nosticator
    edited June 2008
    OldFogey;732193 said:
    Umm - you do know Frank died of prostate cancer. This isn't really funny :(
    yeah, I just realized that (I knew it, but totally spaced about it), but I was basing it off the song Why Does It Hurt When I Pee from Joe's Garage

    changed it
  • Shredder87Shredder87 Road Warrior
    edited June 2008
    OldFogey;732193 said:
    Umm - you do know Frank died of prostate cancer. This isn't really funny :(
    I'm pretty sure he didn't know that Fogey. I know I didn't. What a crappy way to go. I keep on telling my friend to let me listen to some Zappa. Apparently he had a great sense of humor too.
  • OldFogeyOldFogey Road Warrior
    edited June 2008
    a21schizoidman;732202 said:
    yeah, I just realized that (I knew it, but totally spaced about it), but I was basing it off the song Why Does It Hurt When I Pee from Joe's Garage

    changed it
    Cool

    Not a biggie -- know you didn't mean it bad.
  • OldFogeyOldFogey Road Warrior
    edited June 2008
    Shredder87;732203 said:
    I'm pretty sure he didn't know that Fogey. I know I didn't. What a crappy way to go. I keep on telling my friend to let me listen to some Zappa. Apparently he had a great sense of humor too.
    You will love Zappa. No doubt. Wickedly funny. One of my favorites:
    You know your mouth is your religion
    You put your faith in a hole like that
  • a21schizoidmana21schizoidman Prog-nosticator
    edited June 2008
    OldFogey;732220 said:
    You will love Zappa. No doubt. Wickedly funny. One of my favorites:
    "Take the Kama Sutra. How many people died from the Kama Sutra as opposed to the bible. Who wins?"

    "My theory is that music is good, it's the only religion that delivers the goods. And anybody who wants to hear any kind of music is entitled to hear that music because it's good for you – it makes you feel good. If you like it, go for it. Just because I don't like it doesn't mean anything – it's a matter of personal taste."

    "When God created Republicans, he gave up on everything else."

    "Jazz is not dead, it just smells funny."

    "Remember there's a big difference between kneeling down and bending over."

    "A composer is a guy who goes around forcing his will on unsuspecting air molecules, often with the assistance of unsuspecting musicians."

    "I have an important message to deliver to all the cute people all over the world. If you're out there and you're cute, maybe you're beautiful. I just want to tell you somethin' — there's more of us UGLY MOTHER****ERS than you are, hey-y, so watch out."

    "The more boring a child is, the more the parents, when showing off the child, receive adulation for being good parents — because they have a tame child-creature in their house. "

    "Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff."

    "All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff."

    those are some of my favs.
  • Rockbandfan23467Rockbandfan23467 Headliner
    edited June 2008
    Enough Zappa quotes:


    They Rocked Queen
    They Shook Up Elvis
    They Crashed STP
    They made Iron Maiden Run To The Hills.
  • AlliterationAmyAlliterationAmy Road Warrior
    edited June 2008
    This thread reminds me of a joke I've heard, although, I'm not sure if I should post it because it deals with the death of a celeb. Idk, if you guys want to hear it, I'll post it.
  • Shredder87Shredder87 Road Warrior
    edited June 2008
    AlliterationAmy;732249 said:
    This thread reminds me of a joke I've heard, although, I'm not sure if I should post it because it deals with the death of a celeb. Idk, if you guys want to hear it, I'll post it.
    POST ITTTT!!!!!

    It's probably not that bad.


    And nice way to promote the BotBs RockbandFan. hahahahah
  • OldFogeyOldFogey Road Warrior
    edited June 2008
    Who put Iron Maiden in an iron maiden? (Not the Who)
    Who polished off Pete, Keith, the Ox and Roger then called "Who's Next?"
    Who put Pink Floyd up against the Wall?
    Who sent Bobby Zimmerman packing down Highway 61?
  • AlliterationAmyAlliterationAmy Road Warrior
    edited June 2008
    Hmm, well, I'll delete it if anyone finds it inappropriate.

    What do Pink Floyd and Dale Earnhardt have in common?





    Their last big hit was The Wall.
  • a21schizoidmana21schizoidman Prog-nosticator
    edited June 2008
    AlliterationAmy;732269 said:
    Hmm, well, I'll delete it if anyone finds it inappropriate.

    .
    i have heard that one before

    tho I believe PF's last big hit was A Momentary Lapse of Reason
  • Shredder87Shredder87 Road Warrior
    edited June 2008
    AlliterationAmy;732269 said:
    Hmm, well, I'll delete it if anyone finds it inappropriate.

    What do Pink Floyd and Dale Earnhardt have in common?





    Their last big hit was The Wall.
    HAHAHAHAHAHHA
    AHAHAHAHAHAHA
    AHAHAHAHAHAHA
    AHAHAHAHAHAHA
    AHAHAHAHHAHAHA
    AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA
    THAT WAS SOOOOO FU**ED UP!!!!!!
    It's pretty true though, though Momentary Lapse of Reason was pretty good.
  • AlliterationAmyAlliterationAmy Road Warrior
    edited June 2008
    >.< I've gotta go right now. I hope no one gets offended while I'm gone.
  • Shredder87Shredder87 Road Warrior
    edited June 2008
    AlliterationAmy;732280 said:
    >.< I've gotta go right now. I hope no one gets offended while I'm gone.
    Naw. That's weak sauce. Nobody is going to throw a fuzz about it. Goodnite.
  • Rockbandfan23467Rockbandfan23467 Headliner
    edited June 2008
    AlliterationAmy;732269 said:
    Hmm, well, I'll delete it if anyone finds it inappropriate.

    What do Pink Floyd and Dale Earnhardt have in common?





    Their last big hit was The Wall.
    HAHAHAHA!

    When I first read it, it was Pink Floyd, Dale Earnardt, and Princess Diana, though.
  • next jimmy pagenext jimmy page Road Warrior
    edited June 2008
    OldFogey;732262 said:
    Who put Iron Maiden in an iron maiden? (Not the Who)
    Who polished off Pete, Keith, the Ox and Roger then called "Who's Next?"
    Who put Pink Floyd up against the Wall?
    Who sent Bobby Zimmerman packing down Highway 61?
    i think those r pretty friken good. i lik the who's next one
  • BullseyeBullseye Rising Star
    edited June 2008
    They took out the GARBAGE,
    They made a Zero out of THE SMASHING PUMPKINS,
    They out lawed the OUTLAWS,
    They drove off leaving BOSTON to Hitch A Ride,
    They left OASIS in the desert,
    They Won't Get Fooled Again by THE WHO...


    OK, these are some bad puns
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