Best Lyrics

The_Future_BreedThe_Future_Breed Unsigned
edited November 2007 in History of Rock
Post your favorite lyrics from any song in any genre.

RULE 1: No more than one stanza per song. If you don't know what a stanza is, no more than four lines.

RULE 2: No more than three songs per post. I'd prefer one, but I know it'd tough to choose a favorite.

RULE 3: Follow the above rules or face the wrath of the metal god. Namely, me.

Ok, so let's get this going.

Weezer - Pink Triangle

Everyone's a little queer
Why can't you be a little straight.
I'm dumped, she's a lesbian.
I thought I had found the one.

Spinal Tap - Big Bottom

My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
I'd like to sink her with my pink torpedo
Big bottom, Big bottom
Talk about bum cakes
My girl's got 'em

The Darkness
- Get Your Hands Off My Woman

Get your hands offa my woman motherf***er.
Get your hands offa my woman motherf***er.
Get your hands offa my woman motherf***er.

Comments

  • The_Future_BreedThe_Future_Breed Unsigned
    edited October 2007
    Rofl, nice. Now you've made me want to listen to Interpol.
  • markmwmarkmw Banned
    edited October 2007
    Alice in Chains - Would?:

    Into the flood again
    Same old trip was back then
    So I made a big mistake
    Try to see it once my way
  • hmxgrichhmxgrich Unsigned
    edited October 2007
    Space - Spiders:

    And all of this
    From a girl who's
    Scared of the spiders
    And she's scared of the dark
    She's scared of the bogeymen in
    The park
    But if anybody comes near me
    I know she'll cut their balls off

    Space - Neighborhood

    in number 18 there lives a big
    butch queen
    he's bigger than Tyson and he's twice
    as mean
    in 666 there lives a Mr. Miller
    he's our local vicar and a serial killer
  • Rev0lverRev0lver Road Warrior
    edited October 2007
    soulja boy- crank that

    "supersoak that ho"
  • markmwmarkmw Banned
    edited October 2007
    Blink-182 - I Miss You:
    Don't waste your time on me
    You're already the voice inside my head
    I miss you



    Stone Temple Pilots - Vasoline:
    Isn't you, isn't me
    Search for things that you can't see
    Going blind, out of reach
    Somewhere in the vasoline



    MCR - I'm Not Okay (I Promise):
    For all the dirty looks, the photographs your boyfriend took




    Alice in Chains - Would?:
    If I would, could you?



    Def Leppard - High 'n' Dry (Saturday Night):
    I got my whiskey, I got my wine
    I got my woman, and this time the lights are going out




    Nickelback - Figured You Out:
    And now I know who you are
    It wasn't that hard
    Just to figure you out



    Teh grate-est songs in teh world!!!!

    Screw ur rules!!!
  • Criss2furCriss2fur Unsigned
    edited October 2007
    Pantera Suicide Note part 1
    Cheap cocaine, a dry inhale, the pills that kill and take the pain away
    Diet of life, shelter without, the face that cannot see inside yours and mine
  • markmwmarkmw Banned
    edited October 2007
    iz any1 gonna bitch @ me 4 breaking teh rulez??!!
  • Rev0lverRev0lver Road Warrior
    edited October 2007
    markmw;85655 said:
    iz any1 gonna bitch @ me 4 breaking teh rulez??!!
    you mean for mentioning nickelback again?
  • AkaymayAkaymay Rising Star
    edited October 2007
    I'm sorry!! But I just can't help it! These are just the BEST LYRICS EVER!!! Seriously..





    This is the greatest and best song in the world's. . . tribute.

    Long time ago me and my brother Kyle here,...
    we was hitchhikin' down a long and lonesome road.
    All of a sudden,
    there shined a shiny demon...
    in the middle...
    of the road.

    And he said:
    "Play the best song in the world,
    or I'll eat your souls (whisper:Souls)."

    Well me and Kyle,... we looked at each other,
    and we each said...
    "Okay."

    And we played the first thing that came to our heads,
    Just so happened to be,
    The Best Song in the World,
    it was The Best Song in the World.

    Look into my eyes and it's easy to see
    One and one make two,
    two and one make three,
    It was destiny.

    Once every hundred-thousand years or so,
    When the sun doth shine and the moon doth glow
    and the grass doth grow oooh

    Needless to say,
    the beast was stunned.
    Whip-crack went his whippet tail,
    And the beast was done.
    He asked us:
    "(snort) BE you angels?"
    And we said,
    "Nay.
    We are but men
    rock!!!!"
    Ahhh, ahhh, ahhh-ah-ah-ah-ah-ahh,
    Ohhh, whoah, ah-whoah-oh!

    This is not The Greatest Song in the World, No
    This is just a tribute.
    Couldn't remember The Greatest Song in the World, No.
    No!
    This is a tribute, oh,
    To The Greatest Song in the World,
    All right!
    It was The Greatest Song in the World,
    All right!
    And it was the best mother ****in' song,
    The Greatest Song in the world!

    Allllllright!
    'Ti Tuga digga tu Gi Friba fligugibu Uh Fligugigbu Uh Di Ei Friba Du Gi Fligu fligugigugi Flilibili Ah
    (Bow) (Bow) (Bow) (Ooh) (Bow) (Bi)
    Fligu wene mamamana Lucifer!
    (Mene) (LUCIFER)!
    (guitar solo)
    And the peculiar thing is this my friends:
    the song we sang on that fateful night it didn't actually sound
    anything like this song!

    This is just a tribute!
    You gotta believe me!
    And I wish you were there!
    Just a matter of opinion.
    Ah, ****!
    Good God, God lovin' ,
    So surprised to find you can't stop me,now.
    I'm on fire--
    O hallelujah I'm found! Rich mother****er compadre simultaniously: oooh/(Demonic)aaaaah!
    All right!
    All right!
  • JukeBoxHeroJukeBoxHero Headliner
    edited October 2007
    I don't think their the best but they are my favorite lyrics.

    Rush-2112
    What can this strange device be?
    When I touch it, it gives forth a sound
    It's got wires that vibrate, and gives music
    What can this thing be that I've found?

    Kansas-The Pinnacle
    I've so much to say, and yet I cannot speak
    Come and do my bidding now for I have grown too weak
    My weary eyes have seen all that life can give
    Come to me, O young one, for you I can forgive

    Yes-Roundabout
    The music dance and sing
    they make the children really ring
    I spend the day your
    your way.
  • DasuitekillaDasuitekilla Unsigned
    edited October 2007
    Fool enough to almost be it
    Cool enough to not quite see it
    Doomed
    Pick your pockets full of sorrow
    Run away with me tomorrow
    June
    -Smashing Pumpkins, Mayonaise
  • MalisonMalison Unsigned
    edited October 2007
    Marilyn Manson - Eat Me, Drink Me

    In the wasteland
    On the way to the Red queen
    It's no wonder our stage clothes have dreams to be famous
    The trees in the courtyard are painted with blood
    So I've heard she hangs her headless upsidedown to drain.


    Marilyn Manson - Great Big White World

    In space the stars are no nearer
    The just glitter like a morgue
    And I dreamed I was a spaceman
    Burned like a moth in a flame
    And our world was so ****ing gone

    love Manson.
    Malison
  • ThePaskaThePaska Road Warrior
    edited October 2007
    Can't believe no one did this one yet:

    Rush - "Tom Sawyer"

    And what you say about his company
    Is what you say about society.
    Catch the witness, catch the wit,
    Catch the spirit, catch the spit.
  • tucsonovernitetucsonovernite Opening Act
    edited October 2007
    Anthony works in the grocery store
    Saving his pennies for someday
    Mama Leone left a note on the door,
    She said Sonny, move out to the country
    Cause workin' too hard can give you
    a heart attack ak ak ak ak ak!!!

    -Billy Joel

    He’s in love with rock ‘n’ roll, woah
    He’s in love with getting stoned, woah
    He’s in love with Janie Jones, woah
    He don’t like his boring job no…

    -The Clash

    Gonna see Miss Brer Foxhole she's got diamonds in her teeth
    She is pure gold down underneath
    She's a rock and roll singer and a true dead ringer
    For something like you ain't never seen

    -The Band
  • MrBlueShirtMrBlueShirt Unsigned
    edited October 2007
    "The breath on that fat bastard could bring any man to tears
    We had our words, a common spat
    So I kissed him upside the cranium with that aluminum baseball bat"

    "My Name is Mud" - Primus


    "**** me, It's gotta be
    the Deadhead Chemistry
    The blotter got right on top of me
    Got me seein' E-mother****in'-T!"

    "Rosetta Stoned"- Tool


    "Emptiness is loneliness
    And loneliness is cleanliness
    And cleanliness is godliness
    And God is empty just like me"

    "Zero" - Smashing Pumpkins



    Thats the "right now" lyrics of the moment. I'm sure it would be different next week.
  • Mournblade77Mournblade77 Opening Act
    edited October 2007
    When Im out walking I strut my stuff yeah Im so strung out
    Im high as a kite I just might stop to check you out
    Let me go on like I blister in the sun
    Let me go on big hands I know your the one

    Blister in the Sun - The Violent Femmes


    i am the reason
    for your missing child
    they might be home
    but there's no trace
    under your pillow
    i have left a spine
    oh the things we do
    when you're away
    i saw the message
    that you wrote in the sand
    dismembered hints that carve away
    the anesthetic of your gospel said
    put a muzzle on the lamb
    put a muzzle on the lamb

    Day of the Baphomets - The Mars Volta




    One day youre thinking that maybe youre feeling better
    And youre probably an ok person, if only you had a job...
    Through the hollow tombs can see them
    Through their mouths I can hear them praying for pain
    But its only a game

    As the Worm Turns - Faith No More
  • assmonkeyassmonkey Unsigned
    edited October 2007
    Theres a shadow just behind me. shrouding every step I take.
    Making every promise empty. pointing every finger at me.
    Waiting like a stalking butler, who upon the finger rests.
    Murder now the path of must we, just because the son has come.

    Jesus, wont you ****ing whistle. something but the past and done.

    Why cant we not be sober? I just want to start this over.
    Why cant we drink forever? I just want to start this over.

    I am just a worthless liar. I am just an imbecile.
    I will only complicate you. trust in me and fall as well.
    I will find a center in you. I will chew it up and leave.
    I will work to elevate you, just enough to bring you down.

    Mother mary, wont you whisper. something but the past is done.

    Why cant we not be sober? I just want to start this over.
    Why cant we sleep forever? I just want to start this over.

    I am just a worthless liar. I am just an imbecile.
    I will only complicate you. trust in me and fall as well.
    I will find a center in you. I will chew it up and leave.
    Trust me. trust me. trust me. trust me. trust me.

    Why cant we not be sober. I just want to start things over.
    Why cant we sleep forever. I just want to start this over.

    I want what I want...
    I want what I want...
    I want what I want...
    I want what I want...


    TOOL - SOBER
    Great F$@%ing lyrics
  • tucsonovernitetucsonovernite Opening Act
    edited October 2007
    I was sittin' home alone one night in L.A.,
    Watchin' old Cronkite on the seven o'clock news.
    It seems there was an earthquake that
    Left nothin' but a Panama hat
    And a pair of old Greek shoes.
    Didn't seem like much was happenin',
    So I turned it off and went to grab another beer.
    Seems like every time you turn around
    There's another hard-luck story that you're gonna hear
    And there's really nothin' anyone can say
    And I never did plan to go anyway
    To Black Diamond Bay.

    bob dylan
  • KutsicKutsic Opening Act
    edited October 2007
    To all the ladies in the place with style and grace
    Allow me to lace these lyrical duches in your bushes

    -Notorious B.I.G. "Big Poppa"
  • MrGrievesMrGrieves Rising Star
    edited October 2007
    In cold blood I claim this hate
    I bare my teeth to make her pay
    Maw mends
    I take flight for one last time
    With raven wings and two black eyes
    Don't be afraid with demon speed
    The gift of hate
    I bare my teeth to make them pay
    Don't be afraid
    Nowhere to hide

    -Converge
  • battle_axe_of_doombattle_axe_of_doom Road Warrior
    edited October 2007
    slob on my knob
    like corn on the cob
    check in wit me
    and do your job

    lay on the bed
    and give me head
    don't have to ask
    don't have to beg

    - slob on my knob by three six mafia
  • KutsicKutsic Opening Act
    edited October 2007
    battle_axe_of_doom;90254 said:
    slob on my knob
    like corn on the cob
    check in wit me
    and do your job

    lay on the bed
    and give me head
    don't have to ask
    don't have to beg

    - slob on my knob by three six mafia
    I almost posted that one :)
  • battle_axe_of_doombattle_axe_of_doom Road Warrior
    edited October 2007
    still one of my all time rap songs as ridiculous as it is
  • KutsicKutsic Opening Act
    edited October 2007
    It's sad because pretty much anything 3 6 does, no matter how ridiculous, is way better than most rap.
  • clearGHOSTclearGHOST Unsigned
    edited October 2007
    Primus - Wynona's Big Brown Beaver
    Wynona loved her big brown beaver
    And she stroked him all the time.
    She pricked her finger one day and it
    Occurred to her she might have a porcupine.

    Pink Floyd- Set the Controls for the Heart of the Sun
    Over the mountain watching the watcher
    Breaking the darkness waking the grapevine
    One inch of love is one inch of shadow
    Love is the shadow that ripens the wine

    The Doors - The End
    This is the end
    Beautiful friend
    This is the end
    My only friend, the end
  • shenanigansshenanigans Unsigned
    edited October 2007
    I'm also going to break the rules, but these are some of my favorite lyrics:

    Do you folks like coffee?
    Real coffee,
    From the hills of Columbia?
    The Duncan Hills will awake you,
    From a thousand deaths.
    A cup of blackened blood.
    (Die, DIE!)
    I'm dying for a cup.
    Guatamalan blend.
    Ethiopian,
    French Vanilla Roast.
    (Die, DIE!)
    You're dying for a cup.
    Prepare for ultimate flavor...
    You're gonna get some, NOW!
    And scream, for your cream!
    (Solo- Skwisgaar Skwigelf)
    DUNCAN HILLS
    DUNCAN HILLS
    DUNCAN HILLS
    COFFEE!


    also, DETHKLOK FOR DLC PLEASE!
  • caex12caex12 Unsigned
    edited October 2007
    Falconer - Portals of Love

    A lonely candle burns for you my only love
    meanwhile you roam the clouds among heaven's angels high above.
    What is there left to live for as you've gone away?
    Hope's lost forevermore, I'll mourn you 'till the end of days.

    Pain of Salvation - Ashes

    As we walk through the ashes, I whisper your name
    A taste of pain to cling to
    As we walk through the ashes, You whisper my name
    Who's the one with the sickest mind...now?

    ANd, for the last one, it has to be posted in full, sorry

    Bathory - Hammerheart

    Hammerheart

    Now that the wind called my name
    And my star had faded now hardly a glimpse up in the empty space
    And the wise one-eyed great father in the sky stilled my flame

    For the ones who stood me near
    And you few who were me dear
    I ask of thee to have no doubts and no fears

    For when the great clouds fills the air
    And the thunder roars from o, so far away up in the sky
    Then for sure you will know that I have reached the joyous hall up high

    With my bloodbrothers at side
    All sons of father with one eye
    We were all born in the land of the blood on ice

    And now you all who might hear my song
    Brought to you by the northern wind have no fear
    Though the night may seem so everlasting and forever dark

    There will come a golden dawn
    At ends of nights for all yee on whom
    Upon the northstar always shines

    The vast gates to hall up high
    Shall stand open wide and welcome you with all its within
    And Oden shall hail us bearers of a pounding hammerheart
  • LavatoryLoveMachineLavatoryLoveMachine Rising Star
    edited October 2007
    Do you folks like coffee?
    Real coffee,
    From the hills of Columbia?
    The Duncan Hills will awake you,
    From a thousand deaths.
    A cup of blackened blood.
    (Die, DIE!)
    I'm dying for a cup.
    Guatamalan blend.
    Ethiopian,
    French Vanilla Roast.
    (Die, DIE!)
    You're dying for a cup.
    Prepare for ultimate flavor...
    You're gonna get some, NOW!
    And scream, for your cream!
  • edited October 2007
    Dasuitekilla;87105 said:
    Fool enough to almost be it
    Cool enough to not quite see it
    Doomed
    Pick your pockets full of sorrow
    Run away with me tomorrow
    June
    -Smashing Pumpkins, Mayonaise
    Everything off of Siamese Dream is incredible.

    MCR - Teenagers
    "So if your troubled and hurt
    what you got under your shirt
    will make them pay for the things they did"

    Nirvana - Dumb
    "My heart is broke but I have some glue
    Help me inhale and mend it with you"

    White Stripes - Icky Thump
    "Hey Americans got nothin better to do?
    Why dont you kick yourself out your an immigrant too
    Whos using who?
    What should we do?
    Well you cant be a pimp and a prostitute too"
  • MrGrievesMrGrieves Rising Star
    edited October 2007
    hope everything is alright
    hope everything is alright
    what's that floating in the water
    ol' neptuna's only daughter
    i believe
    in mr. grieves
    pray for a man in the middle
    one that talks like doolittle
    i believe
    in mr. grieves
    do you have another opinion
    do you have another opinion
    la la la la la la la la
    la la la la la la la la
    got bombed got frozen
    got finally off to a finally dozing
    i believe
    in mr. grieves
    do you have another opinion
    opinion
    do you have another opinion
    do you have another opinion
    you can cry you can mope
    but can you swing from a good rope
    oh i believe
    in mr. grieves
    hope everything is alright
    hope everything is alright

    -The Pixies- Mr. Grieves
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