Let Me Write You Terrible Poetry

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  • There's a guy with a chicken costume in the last video of Dying Fetus
  • @MythsOfMetal sorry about the delay.

    Spongebob Goes Metal

    Mr. Li came up and smiled at me,
    I was backstage in the VIP,
    I said this was my first time,
    And needed more,
    He showed me how to settle the score.

    I'm so busy, I learnt what I need,
    My skills were unlocked, I was freed,
    At the gig, ready to crush it in the pit,
    Going round in circles as we see fit.

    Sometimes the little things,
    Are just enough,
    Rockin' out with the crowd,
    Will keep me buff,
    I surfed all the way to stage,
    And it wasn't so tough.

    I began to shred with Mr. Li,
    Even though my axe was air and free,
    I felt so lucky I was on the stage,
    Even though the band performed with rage,
    I thought it would last all night,
    As I raised the horns to salute in might,
    Mr Simmons said "I own that, so that's not alright".
  • razor63razor63 Unsigned
    This thread is, completely unsurprisingly, dead. However, I'm here with a resurrection stick and a beacon for more requests, because why not?
  • Can you do one about that gif of the VW Beetle with V8?
  • razor63razor63 Unsigned
    edited January 14
    @Wildcat15, here it is:

    The Gift of the Blue Beetle

    12:01am

    I am awake, a cold sweat,
    Haunted by memories,
    From a yesterday I do not know.

    6:14 am

    The polish descends,
    The paint is restored,
    This beetle shall be blue once more.

    11:06 am

    A transplant is needed,
    This heart can last no more,
    Yet, a donor has entered the frame.

    7:22 pm

    This beetle will last,
    As it dances across the lines,
    from a mechanical heat into a cold evening once again.

    9:31 pm

    This heart roars,
    All eight cylinders in full glory,
    As the tarmac tears up beneath us.

    10:46 pm

    An uncertain haze sets in,
    As another lap is tracked,
    With the full power of this beating heart.

    11:01pm

    I thought this heart would last,
    Yet slowly, it still dies,
    As I fell into this slumber once more.

    12:01 am

    I am awake.
  • Write me a poem about how hot John Drake is... :D ;)
  • razor63razor63 Unsigned
    I will get on with the John Drake poem sometime! I just need to do a little more... err... research, into Drake.
  • razor63razor63 Unsigned
    @Dangimarocker here it is:

    The Drake Crew

    We start with a Drake,
    Of a Sir Francis kind,
    Problem is, he's so fake,
    He'd already left my mind.

    Britain to California by sea,
    I don't like what I see,
    It's all so wacky to me,
    I'd rather forget this one and be free.

    So, the first Drake was no good,
    It doesn't get under my hood,
    So what I need is a Drake of this time,
    A Drake we can all find sublime.

    A modern Drake we need,
    shouldn't have Nathan as his name,
    To satisfy my greed,
    It needs to be one with less fame.

    Nathan's an explorer, quick with a quip,
    And quick with a whip,
    But he's not worth the trip,
    So ignore the double dip.

    I think I found the one,
    and the rest are all gone,
    For the hottest one under the sun,
    Goes by the name of John.
  • razor63 said:

    @Dangimarocker here it is:

    The Drake Crew

    We start with a Drake,
    Of a Sir Francis kind,
    Problem is, he's so fake,
    He'd already left my mind.

    Britain to California by sea,
    I don't like what I see,
    It's all so wacky to me,
    I'd rather forget this one and be free.

    So, the first Drake was no good,
    It doesn't get under my hood,
    So what I need is a Drake of this time,
    A Drake we can all find sublime.

    A modern Drake we need,
    shouldn't have Nathan as his name,
    To satisfy my greed,
    It needs to be one with less fame.

    Nathan's an explorer, quick with a quip,
    And quick with a whip,
    But he's not worth the trip,
    So ignore the double dip.

    I think I found the one,
    and the rest are all gone,
    For the hottest one under the sun,
    Goes by the name of John.

    This needs to be sent to King Hunk Drake lol.
  • WitticusWitticus VERY DEEP
    Write me a shark poem!
  • razor63razor63 Unsigned
    @Witticus, here it is:

    "Death In The Sea (Dedicated To...)"

    From 420 million years ago,
    The elasmobranchii has been so,
    With the denticles to protect them,
    They take all your seals, and they want more.

    You won't find them in freshwater,
    They give no quarter,
    Their lanternsharks are fools of the first division.

    Death in the sea,
    They're tearing you apart,
    Death in the sea,
    You're a fool for that blood you own.

    See me, Smell me,
    Big teethed, large fry,
    They're just an old kind of fish,
    And you're their new dish,
    To replace me, they're not hasty.

    So now you can kiss your ass goodbye.
  • razor63 said:

    @Witticus, here it is:

    "Death In The Sea (Dedicated To...)"

    From 420 million years ago,
    The elasmobranchii has been so,
    With the denticles to protect them,
    They take all your seals, and they want more.

    You won't find them in freshwater,
    They give no quarter,
    Their lanternsharks are fools of the first division.

    Death in the sea,
    They're tearing you apart,
    Death in the sea,
    You're a fool for that blood you own.

    See me, Smell me,
    Big teethed, large fry,
    They're just an old kind of fish,
    And you're their new dish,
    To replace me, they're not hasty.

    So now you can kiss your ass goodbye.

    I might have to print this and hang it on my wall next to a Witticus shark.
  • razor63razor63 Unsigned
    I realized I missed a golden opportunity to make it also Pirate themed, and call it "Death On Two Pegs" instead.
  • WitticusWitticus VERY DEEP
    edited February 15
    Roses are red
    Flint can spark
    Thanks for your work
    Here’s a shark

    This Beatnik shark is dedicated to the resident Rock Band poet!


  • If you're still doing this.

    Try making a poem on misheard lyrics from whatever songs you want. I hope this theme isn't too vague.
  • razor63razor63 Unsigned
    edited February 18

    If you're still doing this.

    Try making a poem on misheard lyrics from whatever songs you want. I hope this theme isn't too vague.

    I am! I've just had no requests in a while. I'll dig around a little, and see what I can do!
  • razor63razor63 Unsigned
    @MythsOfMetal this took a while, and I wasn't sure how to do it, but here goes nothin':

    Mondegreen

    Jose, can you see?
    See that girl, watch her scream,
    I saw her face, now I'm gonna leave her,
    I used to love her, but it's Oliver now.

    Calling Jamaica,
    Like a Rhino,
    There's a bathroom on the right,
    Here we are, in containers,
    And it doesn't matter if we're naked or not,
    So 'scuse me, while I kiss that guy.

    (List of songs, in descending order: The U.S. National Anthem, Dancing Queen - Abba, I'm a Believer - The Monkees, It's All Over Now - Rod Stewart, Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite - R.E.M., Lisztomania - Phoenix, Bad Moon Rising - Creedence Clearwater Revival, Smells Like Teen Spirit - Nirvana, Livin' On a Prayer - Bon Jovi, and Purple Haze - Jimi Hendrix.)
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